green curdouroy shorts and v-neck ty-die t-shirts still exist.

SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE

... i wont write anything.

http://www.swingmachine.org/issue5/dood.htm

oh yeah, and apparently Mr. T is going to be on that show, "Celebrity Fit Club" on VH1, because he put on a few pounds.


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so i hear they're making a sequel for "Dude, Where's my Car?".

they are going to call it, "Dude, Where's my Mustache?"

i am definetly going to the theater for this one.


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"Is that my coffee maker? How did you get my coffee maker?"

"We fucking stole it man."

you know, when i first started livejournal again, i wondered why i stopped in the first place. Now i remember. Please give me some good reasons to keep this thing alive.

Are you over thirty?
Nerdy, uncool, or simply surburban?
Get hip in mere days!

WHich word(s) would you like to learn?

-tap
-straight
-steelo
-cheddar
-dime out

too lazy.
ask me a word.
ill tell ya if i got it.

this guy named Blake was telling stories about his acid trips.

He said that he was walking down the street one night(on acid) and the streetlights turned into dragons which breathed fire. He said he started running and one bent down and said to him, "Blake, you need to go home."

jeez. what can i write about these days