Crazy roommate

[ajustinz]

Yeah Yeah, Thanksgiving was cool, but I kinda screwed a few things up. I left my cell phone charger in my dorm room, so everyone was pissed because they couldn't get a hold of me. The other thing I fucked up, was accidentally unplugging my frig so when my roomie got back, there was mold everywhere and it smelled like shit. Well I guess it sucked

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Your "roommie"

[jrid]

yea i was pretty fucked up. but as long as i'm entertaining. oh, and don't diss aqua or gatorade bongs. and yes, beer bongs can be used for many more things than just injesting liquids like listening to your heartbeat. as to the mold, that sucked but who am i to complain if your gonna give it to me after this year? oh, and stop drinking so many damm Diet cokes or you'll never fall asleep. peace out while we listen to Allison Krauss one more time...

[cockeater]

Does your roommate work your boyhole with his stiff piece of meat? Or do you prefer to spread his legs, stretch his boy pussy and plug his quivering cherry with your man candy?