Gakked this survey from my niece’s LJ.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I honestly cannot think of any person - But blowing up Satan or one of his chief minions - that would be awesome!
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Again, I don’t dislike anyone that much.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
I think whomever came up with this one has some anger management issues. . .
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
To paraphrase and old joke, “Not ch’yo cheese.” ie: That which is in my possession.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
A Panini with a mixture of spiced Italian sliced meats with provolone & swiss on fresh Italian bread. (Hmmmm. . . is there a pattern here?)
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
I don’t live for lust - I’ll pass. . .
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
same answer as #6.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I’ll just deposit it into my checking account and dispatch it using the same priorities as for any other resourse.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
My first choice would be to Italy to visit relatives and friends, however, since some of my closest are currently winging their way here from there, I believe I’ll choose the Holy land.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
You didn’t say anything previously about spending money, so it depends on how much I currently have on me and what the current needs/wants are.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.
Communion wine for all of the churches in the world!
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST.
Rufus?? Which incarnation of Dr. Who is that?? - Sorry , I got distracted - Probably to witness the creation of the universe.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
The constitution would guarantee religious liberty, however, the code of laws would be based on the new testament, illuminated by both the old and the writings of the church fathers and doctors. These laws, judges would not be allowed to reinterpret without automatic disbarment and deportment.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
I have no expertise in this area, however, it would have to encourage discipleship in the new evangelization, through the power of the Holy Spirit. I would pull together a team of experts on entertainment and the above subject to green-light as to the title and premise (and even the genre.)
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Either “Wow!” or “Fantastic!”
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Endeavor to communicate with both them and God (pray) but not necessarily in that order.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Only one? Curses: foiled by indecision! I suppose I’ll just go and celebrate with my family that all got out safely.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Whatever is in God’s best plan for me, I hope.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Super wisdom and insight!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I have no Idea.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
All of the dysfunctional aspects of my marriage and divorce!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?
The Island from question 13!
23. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
An unlimited gourmet dark chocolate bar!
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!!
Interesting; I like it. What is the difference between this and flying?
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life.
St Theresa of Avila.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My Zia Tanina.
27. What's your theme song?
I am the bread of life (I will raise him up) - Church song.