Things my dog will not do
1. Catch things. In fact, he will duck if you throw things at him, even food.
2. Act amused when you call him stinky-butt.
3. Move out of the center of the bed so that you can go to sleep on one half or the other.
4. Let you use him as a pillow. Well, not often.
5. Play with his ears.
6. Cross unknown doorways and thresholds.
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