TVD S04E05-S04E08
I'm not sure what to think of S4 but I'm not loving it, that's for sure.
5.
- I'm on Connor's side, really. I know he's doing something (probably shady) for Professor Shane, but Mystic Falls really needs to get rid of the vampires. And since I hate most of them, I'm all GO CONNOR!
- Hayley: "I don't do teen drama." Uh, sorry, Hayley, but you just did. RME.
- Why did Tyler back down re: his phone call with Klaus? He had to know Caroline could hear everything Klaus was saying on the other end, so the cat was out of the bag, although it obviously wasn't what it seemed to be because I know Tyler would never ever cheat on Caroline. There was clearly nothing romantic going on with Tyler and Hayley ever. You can totally tell by the way he acts around her--like she's one of the guys, or a sister or something.
6.
- Elena's upset because Stefan compelled Jeremy. Is she for fucking real? How many times did she get Damon to compel Jeremy? Pot. Kettle. Black.
- "Potentials"??? JFC. Just rip off Buffy the Vampire Slayer a little bit more, Julie, you hack.
- Ugh. And here we are AGAIN: Caroline as Klaus bait.
- WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. Klaus says that if Tyler was still sired to him, he'd never have allowed Tyler to hurt Caroline? Has he already forgotten how he ordered Tyler to bite Caroline??? What a lying, delusional, megalomaniac. I HATE KLAUS SO FUCKING MUCH.
- Katherine speaks truth! She is the voice of truthiness. Even if it was just in Elena's hallucination.
- Can I have a Katherine and Rebekah show, please? (!!! OMG, could you imagine a Katherine & Rebekah/Darla & Drusilla crossover? Someone write this fic for me nowwwwwww.)
- "But if you don't stop talking I will kill you." Right. Okay. This line of dialogue happens just moments after Klaus tells Caroline he would have never let Tyler hurt her. I really don't understand why anyone would ship K/C after that. I just don't.
- So now Caroline is pretty much prostituting herself for the Elena Cause. She may not be having sex with Klaus *vomits* but she's agreeing to go on dates with him so he'll hand over one of his precious hybrids. I am so repulsed by this.
- Gee, TVD, go ahead and kill off more people of colour. Do you not see how disgusting and offensive that is? SMH.
7.
- I hate it when Phoebe Tonkin does the batting of the eyelashes acting choice. a) It's a bad choice. b) It's bad acting.
- So Jeremy is now whittling stakes in his sleep? (...that sounded far less dirty in my head.)
- Ugh. More K/C scenes even though they lack any charm, charisma, and appeal? It's time to break out the bourbon.
- Hey, Klaus, can you be even more creepy than the creepy stalker you already are? Well, yes, I see that you can.
- Okay, that laugh was supposed to be fake on Caroline's part, right? RIGHT?? Otherwise, Accola is seriously off her acting game in the scene where Klaus is reading from her Miss Mystic Falls application. Mind, in this episode, she has been stuck in loads of scenes with the black hole of acting suck himself, Joseph Morgan.
- Just kill Elena, Jeremy! JUST DOOOOOOO ITTTTTTT!!!
- A HUMMINGBIRD?
A HUMMINGBIRD??
A HUMMINGBIRD???
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DEAR GOD WHO WROTE THIS EPISODE? IS HE/SHE TROLLING THE KLAUS STANS OR WHAT BECAUSE WTF???
*pours more bourbon*
- LOL what did that table and lamp ever do to you, Elena? It's not like they were cock-blocking you and Damon.
OH THIS EPISODE
8.
- Who are you trying to kid, Elena, you don't go to school anymore. At this point, you'll only graduate if you compel all your teachers.
- I get why Kim is upset and basically says that Tyler is no different than Klaus in telling Adrian what to do. But unlike Klaus, who would be telling Adrian do things that only benefit him (Klaus), Tyler is telling Adrian what he needs to do to break free of the sire bond. If Adrian wants to be free, this is necessary. Tyler went through this himself so he knows how hard it is. He's not asking Adrian to do anything he hasn't already done himself. No, Adrian doesn't have to do anything Tyler tells him to, but then he'll just stay sired to Klaus and he'll have to do whatever Klaus tells him to.
- Caroline talked to Tyler about the sire bond. Off. Screen. Of course. You bastards. And Molina co-wrote this episode. I am so disappointed in him. He seems to be falling in line along with the other writers in their shafting of T/C. Ugh.
- Lexi! I <3 U. She looks gorgeous as a 40s gal. The look really suits her.
- Why does the number 12 keep popping up in S4? Professor Shane needs 12 de-sired hybrids. The vampire de-siring spell requires 12 human sacrifices.
- Please stop with the shaky cam in the New Orleans scenes.
The one and only thing I like about Caroline in S4 is her total and complete hatred for Damon. May it live on forever.
5.
- I'm on Connor's side, really. I know he's doing something (probably shady) for Professor Shane, but Mystic Falls really needs to get rid of the vampires. And since I hate most of them, I'm all GO CONNOR!
- Hayley: "I don't do teen drama." Uh, sorry, Hayley, but you just did. RME.
- Why did Tyler back down re: his phone call with Klaus? He had to know Caroline could hear everything Klaus was saying on the other end, so the cat was out of the bag, although it obviously wasn't what it seemed to be because I know Tyler would never ever cheat on Caroline. There was clearly nothing romantic going on with Tyler and Hayley ever. You can totally tell by the way he acts around her--like she's one of the guys, or a sister or something.
6.
- Elena's upset because Stefan compelled Jeremy. Is she for fucking real? How many times did she get Damon to compel Jeremy? Pot. Kettle. Black.
- "Potentials"??? JFC. Just rip off Buffy the Vampire Slayer a little bit more, Julie, you hack.
- Ugh. And here we are AGAIN: Caroline as Klaus bait.
- WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. Klaus says that if Tyler was still sired to him, he'd never have allowed Tyler to hurt Caroline? Has he already forgotten how he ordered Tyler to bite Caroline??? What a lying, delusional, megalomaniac. I HATE KLAUS SO FUCKING MUCH.
- Katherine speaks truth! She is the voice of truthiness. Even if it was just in Elena's hallucination.
- Can I have a Katherine and Rebekah show, please? (!!! OMG, could you imagine a Katherine & Rebekah/Darla & Drusilla crossover? Someone write this fic for me nowwwwwww.)
- "But if you don't stop talking I will kill you." Right. Okay. This line of dialogue happens just moments after Klaus tells Caroline he would have never let Tyler hurt her. I really don't understand why anyone would ship K/C after that. I just don't.
- So now Caroline is pretty much prostituting herself for the Elena Cause. She may not be having sex with Klaus *vomits* but she's agreeing to go on dates with him so he'll hand over one of his precious hybrids. I am so repulsed by this.
- Gee, TVD, go ahead and kill off more people of colour. Do you not see how disgusting and offensive that is? SMH.
7.
- I hate it when Phoebe Tonkin does the batting of the eyelashes acting choice. a) It's a bad choice. b) It's bad acting.
- So Jeremy is now whittling stakes in his sleep? (...that sounded far less dirty in my head.)
- Ugh. More K/C scenes even though they lack any charm, charisma, and appeal? It's time to break out the bourbon.
- Hey, Klaus, can you be even more creepy than the creepy stalker you already are? Well, yes, I see that you can.
- Okay, that laugh was supposed to be fake on Caroline's part, right? RIGHT?? Otherwise, Accola is seriously off her acting game in the scene where Klaus is reading from her Miss Mystic Falls application. Mind, in this episode, she has been stuck in loads of scenes with the black hole of acting suck himself, Joseph Morgan.
- Just kill Elena, Jeremy! JUST DOOOOOOO ITTTTTTT!!!
- A HUMMINGBIRD?
A HUMMINGBIRD??
A HUMMINGBIRD???
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DEAR GOD WHO WROTE THIS EPISODE? IS HE/SHE TROLLING THE KLAUS STANS OR WHAT BECAUSE WTF???
*pours more bourbon*
- LOL what did that table and lamp ever do to you, Elena? It's not like they were cock-blocking you and Damon.
OH THIS EPISODE
8.
- Who are you trying to kid, Elena, you don't go to school anymore. At this point, you'll only graduate if you compel all your teachers.
- I get why Kim is upset and basically says that Tyler is no different than Klaus in telling Adrian what to do. But unlike Klaus, who would be telling Adrian do things that only benefit him (Klaus), Tyler is telling Adrian what he needs to do to break free of the sire bond. If Adrian wants to be free, this is necessary. Tyler went through this himself so he knows how hard it is. He's not asking Adrian to do anything he hasn't already done himself. No, Adrian doesn't have to do anything Tyler tells him to, but then he'll just stay sired to Klaus and he'll have to do whatever Klaus tells him to.
- Caroline talked to Tyler about the sire bond. Off. Screen. Of course. You bastards. And Molina co-wrote this episode. I am so disappointed in him. He seems to be falling in line along with the other writers in their shafting of T/C. Ugh.
- Lexi! I <3 U. She looks gorgeous as a 40s gal. The look really suits her.
- Why does the number 12 keep popping up in S4? Professor Shane needs 12 de-sired hybrids. The vampire de-siring spell requires 12 human sacrifices.
- Please stop with the shaky cam in the New Orleans scenes.
The one and only thing I like about Caroline in S4 is her total and complete hatred for Damon. May it live on forever.