Mar 18, 2013 19:25
I AM KILLING EVERYONE AT WORK BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID INCOMPETENT AND ANNOYING. DON'T WORRY GEN I THINK THEY'LL STILL LET ME WRITE THE T/C FIC IN PRISON--AREN'T FELONS WRITING BOOKS IN PRISON ALL THE TIME AND EVEN GETTING PUBLISHED? THIS IS WHAT TELEVISION AND MOVIES HAS LED ME TO BELIEVE--AND I WILL GET IT TO YOU SOMEHOW I PROMISE.
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Or be on good behavior I guess. Depends on the severity of your crime. So kill them gently okay?
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I COULD USE A COMPUTER! IT DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO BE HOOKED UP TO THE INTERNET (I THINK THAT'S A THING WHERE THERE IS LIMITED INTERNET ACCESS IN PRISON--AGAIN IT'S ALL STUFF I LEARNED ON TV AND IN MOVIES) AND HONESTLY THAT WOULD BE BEST SO I CAN'T GET SIDETRACKED IN RESEARCHING SHIT THAT HAS LITTLE OR NO IMPACT ON THE ACTUAL STORY AND I ONLY DO IT BECAUSE I AM OCD AND CRAZY AND NEUROTIC AND CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES. ALTHOUGH AFTER VIEWING WANTED I COULD USE A KEYBOARD IN A DEADLY FASHION AND IF THE FLYING LETTERS AND TEETH SPELL OUT "FUCK YOU" THAT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST.
AND I CAN'T KILL THEM GENTLY. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO MY SECTION. THEY JUST DON'T GET IT. THEY DO EVERYTHING WRONG SO THAT I HAVE TO FIX THEIR STUPID MISTAKES AND THEN DO IT THE RIGHT WAY. (I MAY BE A PERFECTIONIST.) IT WILL TAKE ME ALL WEEK AND PROBABLY NEXT WEEK TOO TO FIX IT. THIS IS WHY I DREAD TAKING TIME OFF NO MATTER HOW MUCH I NEED IT.
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My mom works at one facility where the inmates in the seg units are not allowed very much and things they are given are picked up on the regular. Mom can actually get in trouble and fired if she passes simple things like pens and paper to them. Crazy right? But somehow, they get it. I think it just depends on which cell block you're in. Stay in the general population and you should be good.
Okay, gently is not the way to go. I guess they'll have to go out bloody and screaming. Seems like the only choice you have at this point.
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Oh! And does she often roll her eyes and say stuff like "they've got that shit so wrong" when watching TV and movies that feature prisons?
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