Being Obsessed With Fanfiction takes years of work. Being Obsessed is... by kat_rp
stole it from antoher LJ posting to share >> LOL
1. being obsessed is reading the same fic for over twelve straight hours because you CAN'T put it down
2. being obsessed is reading and rereading a certain character until the canon is almost unexecptable
3. being obsessed, is reading yaoi for the first time and continuing on anyway because you HAVE to see what happens even if you are very squirmy
4. being obsessed is staying up all night to read a fic even though u have an 8am
5. being obsessed is checking for an update everyday even though there hasn't been an update in a year while making up ur own various endings to help ease the pain
6. being obsessed is reading a paring you don't even like just becasuse the characterization is good
7. being obsessed is knowing you're going to fail a test the next day but you can't study because you must search for new fanfiction
8. being obsessed is sorting thorugh hours of summeries, looking for that ONE that'll let you go to sleep, and you can't go to sleep until you find it
9. being obsessed is wanting to write to the original creators and send them a certain fanfic to show them how its done
10. being obessed is being so desparate for a certian pairing that you google it and yahoo search it
11. being obssessed is squealing outload and scaring the hell outta the ppl around u
12. being obessed is walking around with tears in ur eyes and everyone asking you whats wrong and its all b/c of a fanfic
13. being obsessed is crying for the first time in ten years and the cause is a fic
14. being obsessed is writing a log about what being obsessed w/ fanfiction is about while reading fanfiction
15.being obsessed is forgetting everying you have to do online because you have to see if anyone updated and afterwards you have to find a new fic to make it up
16. being obessed is getting so wrapped up in the fanfiction that you get it mixed up with what actually happened in the show
17. being obsessed is being able to look at a piece of fanart and idenitfy the fic that inspired it
18. being obsessed is using fanfiction jargon outside of the fanfic world and not even realizing it
19. being obsessed is watch the show/book it came from and being dissapointed there is not slash
20. being obsessed is watching something new and enjoying it, but you can't wait to get home to search for new fanfics in this new fandom
21. being obsessed is feeling better about life itself because you read a good fic, even if it was dark and gory
22. being obsessed is reading so much slash that you slashing everything you see/read
23. being obsessed means you have a required daily dose of slash and the day sucks w/o it
24. being obsessed is having totally transformed from a very innocent girl to a very very very very prevy girl and the reason behind it all is ficcies
25. being obsessed is watching your two male judo instructors roll around wrestling on a matt and you can't wait to get home and read fanfics about ppl doing just that
26. being obsessed is not being able to fathom why guys dont' do guys
27. being obsessed is not being able to stand a canon pairing no matter how perfect is may actually be
28. being obsessed is enjoying it when your fav character is raped/bound/tortured etc etc....
29. being obsessed is when you dont have a single fav character that you would ever let be straight
30. being obsessed is using terminology used in fandoms and being confused when no one understands what you said
31. being obsessed is wanting to date a bi guy more than a straight one...cuz you get a better chance of seeing some guy/guy action
32. being obsessed is when ur fav character appears in the show/book and ur start giggling for apparently no reason
33. being obsessed is wanting to own smiley face boxers just so u can smile and giggle everytime u see them
34. being obsessed is copying fav fics onto your harddrive just so u can have it years from now
35. being obsessed is hearing someone likes fanfiction and immediately being bussom friends
36. being obsessed is hating a series or book but still reading the fanfiction because...yum
37. being obsessed is defending a character everyone hates when all your evidences is derived from fanfiction
38. being obsessed is being mad at the creator for not providing enough background to use in a fanfic
39. being obsessed is then creating that background from all the fics u read later cause ur so upset
40. Being obsessed is planning to copy this conversation into word just so u can read it later
41. being obsessed is wanting to post this on various fansites so they can share in the Truth
42. being obsessed is being irrated w/ the creator because they didn't create the wonderful backstory fanfiction did
43. being obsessed is wondering if this converstion will ever end because there are too many examples of what being obsessed is
44. being obsessed is when this conversation is the only reason you are still awake
45. being obsessed is when b/c of this conversation you now have to go find a really good fanfic
46. being obsessed is knowing that you will never get any sleep againand being prefectly ok with it
47. being obsessed is being so busy with life, work, school, that you barely have time to sleep, and yet you still find time for fanfiction
48. being obsessed is screaming in horror when after hours of happy reading, you're left at a cliffhanger
49. being obsessed is having a conversation w/ a guy you really really like online, but having to put him on hold while you finish a smut scene online
50. being obsessed is surfing through livejournal to find all slashy/smutty icons possible
51. being obsessed is checking up on a fanfic you read in ur freshman year and being surprised by the fact it just updated and you were even still checking for an update
52. being obsessed when your favorites list on explorer contains mostly if not all links to fanfics
53. being obsessed is checking a rechecking a certain fic every few mins even though you know they can't have updated
54. being obsessed is rereading the same fic so many times you can nearly quote it line for line
55. being obsessed is cracking an inside joke that only you get, but you can't help it anyway or wishing one of ur other fanfic friends where there to share the joy
56. being obsessed is when every one of ur ‘personal jokes’ comes from a fanfic (u totally stole mine )
57. being obsessed is when you consider building shrines for your fav authors cause they are so~ amazing
58. being obsessed is when you decide to develop a plan to destroy every existing mary-sue b/c they are so annoying
59. being obsessed is knowing what a mary-sue is and how to tell from first glance if they are a mary sue or an oc
60. being obsessed is stalking an author online and calling them ridiculous names like 'o-great-one' that you'd never spout out in real life
61. being obsessed is clutching the monitor with white-knuckled hands in the middle of a fic and interruption means death
62. being obsessed is when lemons and limes make you laugh
63. being obsessed is when after reading a good fanfic you have to rant to someone and it doesn’t matter that they know nothing about the original story
64. being obsessed is wishing the creator would just make your fav character gay so all the fanfiction could be real
65. being obsessed is wanting to foist fanfiction onto ur friends just to share the joy
66. being obsessed is being insulted when ur friends don't read, as if its ur own work
67. being obsessed is being able to read past typos so well that you don't notice them at all
68. being obsessed is refusing to take a potty break even though u've had to go for an hour b/c ur at the good part
69. being obsessed is requesting blueberry pancakes for ur birthday b/c they were one of ur fav fics
70. being obsessed is wanting to smack someone when they call u weird or obsessed but have no problem when a fellow obsessor calls u such
71. being obsessed is having an unnatural desire for pie when you hate the food.
72. being obsessed is knowing what I mean by 'pie' *wink*
73. being obsessed is being unable to have a normal conversation w/o reverting back to fanfiction at one point
74. being obsessed is requesting music from a friend just b/c it was mentioned in a fanfic
75. being obsessed is when you write a paper for class that deals with fanfiction jargon
76. being obsessed is when you love a pairing because of the most amazing fic ever
77. being obsessed is knowing what arousal feels like for the first time through reading fanfiction *blush*
78. being obsessed is feeling as though your knowledgeable enough to be a whore and yet still being a virgin
79. being obsessed is knowing where all the erogenous zones are, w/o having been w/ a guy at all.
80. being obsessed is when you can repeat the basic plotline of most fics and wonder if it will make a good story for creative writing class
81. being obsessed is when a song is ur fav jsut b/c of a fic u read
82. being obsessed is knowing the basic plotine of most fics before reading them
83. being obsessed is enjoying them anyway
84. being obsessed is wishing you could (if ever you were a teacher) have the students read a fic, instead of a book
85. being obsessed is being so desperate for a fic that you offer to beta
86. being obsessed is reading a PWP and having no probs with it
87. being obsessed is when you are ashamed of what you first read b/c it was so damn pathetic and now represents everything u hate in fanfiction
88. being obsessed is when a fanfic determines your mood for the day
...or week
89. being obsessed is knowing what a beta is
90. being obsessed is hearing a term used in a different context than fanfiction that everyone knows while you just get confused
(friend used non-con for non-conventional)
91. being obsessed is when writing a fic takes precedence over homework anyday
92. being obsessed is when u have a playlist for when u read fanfiction
93. being obsessed is when u consider skipping class for a fanfic
94. being obsessed is when u actually do skip a class all b/c of a fic
95. being obsessed is telling yourself all day you are going to Get Things Done, and yet never get around to it
96. being obsessed is being unable to read real books w/o looking for fanfic-isms
97. being obsessed is knowing and having done Author Hopping.
98. being obsessed is not being able to remember the last book u read (outside of school)
99. being obsessed is remembering fanfic author's names and not being able to remember the author of the play u read for last nights homework
100. being obsessed is writing down a fanfic author's name on ur quiz b/c u couldn't think of the actual author
101. being obsessed is being confused when you realize you have to turn a page in a book instead of simply scrolling down
102. being obsessed is having a pattern of checking fanfics whenever you sign in
103. being obsessed means deviating from that pattern causes serious twitch-age
104. being obsessed is learning words from another language through fanfiction and using them
105. being obsessed is when ur favorite quote is from a fanfic
106. being obsessed is when u feel u've learned a life lesson after reading a fanfic
107. being obsessed is reading very graphic porn but seeing anything other than casual touches makes you embarrassed and giggly
108. being obsessed is using words from another language you've learned from fanfiction w/o realizing it
109. being obsessed is reading smut in between these entries and grinning the entire time
110. being obsessed is being able to tell ur mood by what fanfics ur reading
111. being obsessed printing off fanfics so u can read them during class
112. being obsessed is when you do a happy dance after reading a great fic
113. being obsessed is having to have folders w/in folders of favs to differentiate between genres from one series and character
114. being obsessed is being unable to resist poking at fanfiction anytime your on the internet anywhere
115. being obsessed is not knowing anything else to do on the internet except fanfiction
116. being obsessed is not noticing ur leg has fallen asleep while u were reading causing u to hobble to class rather awkwardly
117. being obsessed is choosing what homework has to be done and what can be put off so u can search for smut
118. being obsessed is when u choose to read fanfiction instead going to a party b/c the chance of guy/guy action is zilch
119. being obsessed is canceling plans because you'd rather stay at home and read fanfiction
120. being obsessed is knowing that fanfiction is an unhealthy escape from reality and not caring in the slightest
121. being obsessed is wondering if your a voyeur because you like yaoi
122. being obsessed is not understanding that not everybody likes their shows slashed
123. being obsessed is becoming a nightowl b/c the internet works better then
124. being obsessed is getting upset when the summary doesn't mention the pairing so u don't know if u should read it or not
125. being obsessed is loving yaoi but not understanding how ppl could like yuri
126. being obsessed is defending your obsession to the last breath. Even if guns are necessary
127.being obsessed is knowing what an uke and seme are and forgetting not everyone else does
128. being obsessed is getting mad when ur fav character isn't a uke
129. being obsessed is being instantly interested in anything if the word yoai is mentioned
130. being obsessed is knowing the difference between yaoi and slash
131. being obsessed is wearing a 'I heart yaoi' shirt in japanese to japanese class and forgetting that the students and teacher can read what it says
132. being obsessed is seeing this person wear the shirt and immediately want to go over and chat w/ them
133. being obsessed is writing i hear yoai on ur backpack and wondering if thats why the japanese exchange student is looking at u funny
134. being obsessed is making a desktop theme dedicated to yoai & slash
135. being obsessed is ginning madly all day b/c of a fic while everyone else is looking at u funny and u just don't care
136. being obsessed is arguing to an inch of ur life that your fav character is an UKE DAMMIT
137. being obsessed is refusing to read any fic that paints the character as a seme, cuz he's an UKE DAMMIT
138. being obsessed is crying urself to sleep because you can't find any more fics that paints your character as an uke
139. being obsessed is not understanding the big deal about brokeback mountian
140. being obsessed is when u think brokeback mountain was tame
141. being obsessed is when you hope brokeback mountain will mean you might get to see johnny d. engage is some guy/guy action
(LCPM says:
course....thats easily just me....
Esmy says:
johnny d wasn’t even in it
LCPM says:
no
LCPM says:
but its the new hot idea to have to guys together = movie scripts with hots guys = i can dream
Esmy says:
Aaah)
142. being obsessed is having continued this for nearly an hour
143. being obsessed is hating to find real life references like politics or religion in ur fics cuz it reminds you of real life.
144. being obsessed means the existence of RP fanfiction
145. being obsessed is wanting to go to bed so u can dream that the fanfic world is the real world
146. being obsessed is doing so and nearly crying when ur alarm goes off
147. being obsessed is when u being to think m-preg can make sense
148. being obsessed is dreaming of a yaoi moment, then having a strange flash of personalities cuz you can't have your fav character doing a girl (you) so you're a guy, but then ur watching....
149. being obsessed is reading a bad fic because it resembles a good fic you once read
150. being obsessed is knowing how a threesome can work
but only between guys
b/c two girls and a guy just makes no sense
151. being obsessed is considering a guy a pig for wanting a threesome with two girls but think ur entirely justified in wanted one with two guys
152. being obsessed is reading a ton of bad fics because that one good one just doesn't exist but u need something
153. being obsessed is wondering why threesomes always assume to be w/ two girls
154. being obsessed is watching a show where they do w/ the two boys thing and then are sad that they don't finish the scene
155. being obsessed is loving threesomes, but hate it when ur fav character is not the center of attention
156. being obsessed is not be grossed out by seeing a treebread/legolas pairing but instead are curious
157. being obsessed is watching a show you hate, just to get the characterization down
158. being obsessed is venturing into a fandom that you don't tell anyone about cuz its just damn embarrassing.