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[akapeanut]

Oookay, I know I can overdo the drinks sometimes, but what the hell is this? I swear I was just going into Der Waffle Haus, you know, like usual? And then I’m in this…house? And who gave me this piece of shit? I don’t really need a blackberry, thanks, my job’s not really…like that

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[epiccombo]

Yeah, good luck getting back to whatever place you came from.

You're not going anywhere. You're in Wonderland.

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[akapeanut]

Uh, come again?

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[epiccombo]

Okay, so this place you're in? It's called Wonderland.

Don't try leaving because there's no way out. Food's free here, and so is the stuff you can get from the closets. Just walk in one thinking about whatever it is you want, and boom.

There's a queen who runs the show here. Never seen her though.

[akapeanut]

Wait. No. Fuck no. I read that book, Wonderland was not like that. It was all...growing and shrinking and talking dodos and shit.

[She's not sounding as confident as she could, mostly because she just appeared here and that's...never happened before.]

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[jacksurapples]

Sorry ta break this to ya, sugar cube, but ya ain't even in the same world anymore.

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[akapeanut]

[.......Blink.]

Uhhh...

[That is...a horse. That is talking to her. It called her sugar cube.]

[jacksurapples]

Somethin' the matter?

[....]

Oh, I reckon ya probably don't know what ta call me! The name's Applejack. Nice ta meet ya!

[akapeanut]

Yeah, that's...really not the problem.

[She just. Gapes. For a while.]

[itsahotone]

More new people?

[akapeanut]

If by "new" you mean "dazed and confused", then yeah. I'm fucking new.

[itsahotone]

Yeah, well. Welcome to the party. It's like those parties thrown by a loser, and the loser's parents are going around offering you cups of punch with fruit floating in it. Then they suggest you play truth or dare and they'll take pictures of their baby's first big party.

In other words: it sucks.

[akapeanut]

Yeah, okay. So it's...hell in a cheesy mansion. Fine. What do we do here other than complain about it, Maria?

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[newitgirl]

Well, you're not in the Der Waffle Haus anymore, and it's not a house. It's a mansion.

And, not a blackberry. It's a communicator. Welcome to Wonderland.

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[akapeanut]

Yeah, I got that. And whatever, communicator, blackberry, frigging smoke signals. Who gives a shit? That doesn't explain why I ended up here.

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[newitgirl]

You don't need to bite my head off.

If you want to know why, you're asking the wrong group of people.

[akapeanut]

Then who should I talk to?