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[akapeanut]

Oookay, I know I can overdo the drinks sometimes, but what the hell is this? I swear I was just going into Der Waffle Haus, you know, like usual? And then I’m in this…house? And who gave me this piece of shit? I don’t really need a blackberry, thanks, my job’s not really…like that

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[epiccombo]

Yeah, good luck getting back to whatever place you came from.

You're not going anywhere. You're in Wonderland.

[epiccombo]

[Let's see... the mirrors, the closets, and the kitchens. Oh, and the infinite number of rooms. That covers about everything...]

Noticed anything about the mirrors? Well, if you haven't, you will. There's people in them... they don't do much, but I guess they come out sometimes.

[He sucks at explaining the mirrors, but oh well.]

If there's stuff you need to get, like food or other things, the kitchen's got you covered, and you can get pretty much anything else you want from the closets. Just walk in one, think about what you want, and boom.

[Pause.]

Found a room yet?

[akapeanut]

[She blinks, a little taken aback. Sure, she's seen and done some weird shit since the day she died, but this is just...wow.]

Uh...no, I haven't. Do I have to sign a lease or something?

[epiccombo]

Nope. Just walk in whatever room you want, and the rest pretty much takes care of itself. Easy, huh?

[akapeanut]

Uh...yeah! Not that I've done anything like that before, but, uhhh.

[Shut up, George.]

I guess I'll go...try to find a place now.