Daily dose of surreal--Jack the Polygamist?

[akari_house]

Ok, I was late from lunch due to a post office mix-up, so I swung by Jack in the Box for a quick grab-n-go (I know, I know, Umiushi...). They've remodeled the place rather nicely, giving it more of a "Starbucks" feel almost, aside from the silent 2 monitors visible from some areas showing random Jack in the Box commercials and such

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[umiushi]

You get f(x) = 2 - x times left from now through October 31, where x = the number of times you have already eaten that stuff since October 1 and is clearly >= 1. When f(x) < 0, it's batsu game time.