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[akasuna_san]

I hate infants.

I HATE them.

I'm going to kill it.

Nakashima-san, come over and help me. Now. Bring the briefcase.

Comments

[arata_juri]

Sounds like someone needs a baby sitter

[akasuna_san]

Are you offering.

[arata_juri]

Not out of the goodness of my heart, and I make 10bucks an hour.

[akasuna_san]

Five.

[imperialphoenix]

Stop trying to make demands and I'll come over after I take a shower.

[akasuna_san]

Please. And thank you.

[imperialphoenix]

After my shower. Look for me in....oh say an hour.

[akasuna_san]

.................................................................. Do you WANT to find my corpse?! Half an hour!

[crazypandastyle]

I love babies! They're so much fun!

[akasuna_san]

Go swallow a knife.

[crazypandastyle]

No thanks, I've reached my iron needs for the day.

Wow, and here I was about to offer to help.

[akasuna_san]

Do tell.

[flawed_genius]

You're a moron. Children are easy to look after.

[akasuna_san]

Thank you for volunteering to babysit.

[flawed_genius]

Better I do it than someone like you... che.

[akasuna_san]

You can split time with the woman up there.

[imperialphoenix]

Damn that's an ugly baby!
God damn that's an ugly ass baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
Shane McGowen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?

[akasuna_san]

I'm thoroughly amused, Nakashima-san, but SIDS is a cop-out.