Just moments ago I devised a plan to become rich and possibly famous, but we'll see how it goes. I can't give any details because I haven't applied for a patent yet.

I just had a bag of nacho cheesier Doritos and it only had three chips in it...THREE!!!

CMBSean: will you pimp my ride ( Read more... )

Gonna learn how to think cause i'm drowning in sin ( Read more... )

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Well I just got home tonight from Virginia. On the way we met up with our old neighbors from Alaska, who now live on a farm in Ohio. We stayed there for a night and it was incredible. Farming is frickin' cool!! Then we stopped off at our old neighbors who we lived next door to when we lived in Cleveland. I used to be best friends with the kid ( Read more... )

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Hesitation Dance ( Read more... )

All I am asking for this summer is a cell phone. But nope, I don't deserve one. Ask my parents. I am an "embarassment" (my mom's very own words) and I just don't do anything. "Why don't you get a job like your other friends? They do stuff in the summertime." You'd have thought that my parents of all people could have figured out that I am ( Read more... )