Akatsuki = male harem (or boyband).
:: THE BASICS ::
Name: Kelso, can you please stop touching me?
Age: Seventeen.
Gender: Guuuuurl.
Location: Seattle, WA.
Horoscope sign: Gemini.
Stamped as: Hidan.
Link to application (if you can find it): I was gonna be lazy, but then I remembered that I love you all.
Do you agree with your stamp? Why? Yes, oh mann. If Hidan was real we'd be bickering forever just because we're both so rude and stubborn. I'd stab myself in the stomach with a pike too if I couldn't die from it.
:: ABOUT YOU ::
What is the best aspect of your personality? Once I'm on your side, you have me. I will fight tooth and nail for something I strongly believe in.
What is the worst aspect of your personality? I usually have a hard time taking anything seriously, I'm not very nice. If I don't know them, then I just don't give a shit.
Define yourself in five words or less: Loud, orange, perverted, creative, morbid.
What do you feel is the most important part of a strong relationship? Friendship.
How would you define LOVE? "A fictional emotion brought on by pheromones and fears of abandonment." ♥
Pick-up lines: cheesy or charming? So cheesy that they can be charming.
Who would you prefer die first, you or your significant other? Of like, what? Old age? If we're growing old together then I'd make it in to a competition to see who can stay alive the longest. Winner gets the others shit!
If you were in a dangerous or problematic situation, would you want or expect your significant other to come to your rescue? If it was like a "Hey, wanna help me, jackass?" moment then sure, but I'm not gonna wait around until someone helps me, that's bullshit.
:: ABOUT THEM ::
What is your gender preference for a significant other? I like both the girlies and da bois. Even if looks wise, I usually prefer women, but so many guys have the exact personality that I love D:
What traits do you look for in a significant other? Witty, not-so-serious, fun to be around, can take a joke, doesn't treat me like a different person for anything, and if I punch them, then I expect a punch back. They also have to have my BFF's approval, which isn't too hard to get, but still.
List three major turn-ons: Nice laugh, makes me laugh, nice hair.
List three major turn-offs: They act like a dick, they seem to not understand the concept of washing their hair, full of themselves. Those just make me want to rub their face on poorly poured concrete.
Describe your ideal date: Getting Slurpies and sunflower seeds around 9 o'clock at night and seeing how far we can spit the shells out :D
:: WOULD YOU CHOOSE ::
Brains or Looks? Well, I don't care if they're ugly, or if they're smart. But, I'd rather have them be more street smart then anything.
Money or Personality? Personality.
Love or Sex? Love? I have a bit of a fear of losing my virginity D: TMI, sorry.
Commitment or Freedom? Freedom, bitch better not tie me down, nuh-uh.
Closeness or Distance? Just an understanding of space, really.
Dominance or Submissiveness? Dominance, I love a good fight!
Passion or Apathy? Apathy, huur.
:: AND FINALLY ::
Is there any Akatsuki member with whom you feel you are not compatible? Why? Konan, even if she's the only girl, I know she'd get sick of me D':
Please indicate the open applications on which you have voted (links):
Man, I'm sick of being hot.
Punch yourself in the face to make you ugly or pour ice down your pants.
At least you implied that I was cute!