SasoDei would be ART OTP...!
Name: Des
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Horoscope sign: Aries
Likes: Fireworks, comedies, porns, posestrikes, ramen, ice cream, pirates, having things go my way, getting stuff for free, dice, luckiness, sunshine, gold, my home and staying in it, sleeping in, cooking, fun and odd and happy songs, acting, my hair, my glasses, and the color white - it's the new black, I've decided.
Dislikes: Rain, cold, emo kids, faux goths, cleaning, doing work, a long list of foods that I dislike - I'm picky. I also dislike poor spelling/grammar/capitalization/etc., but I'm trying to become more tolerant of people who do this because not all of them are really idiots. Also, a lot concerning social etiquette I find stupid and don't bother with. Oh, and strangers that ask stupid questions. And people who like animals too much and call them their 'children' and treat them way nicer than they would any human being. This last one in particular pisses me off and disgusts me to a horrible degree. Especially since like. You'll be watching the news, and they'll have a story about this major accident with like 20 human deaths or something, and nobody really cares, and then the next thing will be about like how someone left a bag of puppies by a river but they survived and everyone's like "OH NO THE POOR PUPPIES."
God. >.>
Oh yeah! I also don't like people that have a negative attitude toward people. People are great. STFU.
Hobbies: Art (LAWL DEIDARA LAWL SASORI LAWL - oh wait, no. Everyone on the internets does/thinks they can do art. My mistake! =O), Acting, RPing, Making AMVs and other such fandom-related crack.
Favorite quote/saying/lyric: Oh~ the things that you say! Is it life or, just to play my worries away? You're all the things I've got to remember! You're shyyyin' away! I'll be comin' for you anyway! Taaaake oooon meeee~! Taaake meeee oooon~! I'lll beeee goooone! IN A DAY OR TWOOOOO!
Mature or immature? I can be both. I often appear to be a very intelligent, mature, reserved person... while really, I'm incredibly childish. I don't want to grow up or work or do anything that isn't easy and fun. So I'm mature in some ways, and immature in others.
Impulsive or cautious? Impulsive mostly. But if I'm doing something impulsive that's gonna get me in TROUBLE, I make sure I cover my ass and I almost always have a plan to save myself if I get caught.
Rude or polite? HAAAH. 8D; I'm so fucking rude, I don't even realize when I'm being rude. I don't tend to think before I open my mouth, and I can also be pretty damn opinionated, and I have an enormous ego. I've got an "acid tongue" and I'm a bit warped, so I tend to shock people. XD That's very, very, very rude, but with no real ill intentions really REALLY RLYYY FOR REALZ.
Outgoing or shy? Neither really. XD I'm quiet, but I'm not really afraid of talking to people. I'm the type who keeps to herself, until someone talks to her, and then I'll be fun and talkative and easy to hang out with. But I'm also told I'm not the most approachable-looking person. Huh.
Favorite food? Ramen! *_*b But desserts are in their own category, so ice cream as well. And those're in my likes, so proof!
Favorite drink? Cherry coke.
Favorite character in Naruto? Hidan and Gaara. It's a tie. =D
Most admired character in Naruto and why? Gaara. He had about the worst emo past out of everyone. And yeah, it turned him into a total psych for a while, but the cool thing about that was - he wasn't all crybaby about it, and actually seemed to have a ton of CONFIDENCE in it. Like, he really could be safe in this way of living. Selfish? Yes. But that's certainly not his fault. It was how he was told to live, after all.
BUT THEN, there was the timeskip. And he actually... changed. A lot. For the better. And I just rejoice when antihero characters can do that. They're the archetype that I most closely associate with, so it gives me hope. :D
Favorite Akatsuki member? Hiiiidaaaan. He's so freaking fun, and the Jashin religion is just a hilariously cool spin on his character. And he's PRISSY. And he's batshit crazy. I love this guy. prz don't kill him off Kishi ;;
Play any instruments? Nope!
Any aim in life? Become a voice actor!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I WOULD NOT BE SO GODDAMN LAZY. DX I'd be a lot wiser with my time.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? ... Uhhh. I wouldn't. I'd just fuck things up. I don't pay enough attention to world events, so the power to change the world is something that I would QUICKLY forfeit to somebody else that knew what they were doing.
How did you find this rating community? I had just added a bunch of Naruto-related things into my interests, clicked on Hidan, and got you lovely chaps. :Db
Any suggestions on further questions? No, I thought this was very thorough and nice.
Pictures (optional)[Cosplay pictures are fine, but they should concentrate on your face]:
Evil Status
Would you a) kill bunny rabbits?, b) kick kittens, or c) throw stones at dogs? (Please choose one.) Dogs. I have a certain few dogs in mind, too. >D
Do you prefer mass murder or killing one by one? (State others if applicable.) Mass murder, please. =D It's less personal and means I get to show off.
Do you a) torture your victims then kill them?, b) kill them quickly?, or c) launch into a long rant before killing them?(State others if applicable.) I'd kill them as quickly as I could, but I'm a bit of a defensive fighter, so unless I had a partner - which I would, in an Akatsuki situation! :Db - the battle might still last kinda long. XD
What is your (evil) ambition? Money is the root of all evil, and something I'd love to have more of! Through evil!
Are you an evil leader or a shadow king second-in-command? Evil Leader. Definitely. Second-in-command is just no fun in that kind of an Organization. Because they end up tying up all the boring little loose ends. I wanna make the grand schemes. And boss people around. I think I'd be excellent at it.
What is your EVIL catch phrase? D! E! A! T! H! <3
Are you batshit insane or cruelly mad? Most definitely, batshit insane. =D
Do you have a tragic past? Oh god no. Do not want. I will be a reasonably happy villain, thank you. =D
Do you prefer an army of undead pirates or an army of S-class shinobi? Pirates all the way!
What is your weapon of choice? Sword. It's not my favorite weapon, because there are ones that are much prettier to look at. But I like to keep things simple.
If you had to force information out from someone, how would you do it? By treating them VERY nicely and distracting them with pretty shinies and manipulating them.
What's the slowest way to kill without using jutsu? Uhhh. Put them in an hourglass! Where the sand falls ever so slowly on them until they suffocate. Just make sure they can't break it, and you've got a very pretty and symbolic death.
What do you think of Sir Leader? He's great! I'm a natural leader and I'd still follow him. He seems like a brilliant man with his head on his shoulders, only just insane enough to meet the requirement for being evil. And very patient. You'd have to be, with that crew.
On a scale of 1-10, how Evil are you? (IN ALL HONESTY.) Uhhh. I would sayyyy... 5. I've got a warped mind and I'm prone to thinking things that are pretty shockingly evil. I've taken psychological tests that said I think like a killer. However, despite this, I'm an optomist and I just want to have fun and hang out with my friends, and I think killing is wrong, now that I've grown out of my "PEOPLE SUCK THE WORLD SHOULD DIE GRR" phase. 8D
But somehow I think that I would really be one of those ineffectual comic relief villains. 8Db