The conference room has windows. Just sayin'.

[akavertigo]

In the past hour I've managed to:

a) fall on my ass
b) get floor glue on my ass (and my shoes and my pants and my hands and my face)
c) cuss in Russian/English on my way out of the office
d) sushi
e) cuss in English on my way into the office
f) strip in a conference room
g) acquire a new skirt

.....so how your day going

Comments

[aneas]

O_o

Your life, seriously.

I need to learn how to cuss in Russian. I bet it sounds amazing. I'm totally sure.

[akavertigo]

Since I have an accent in both languages (no, really, wtf) my anger is, apparently, darn entertaining. The part where I fell and couldn't get up again helped.

[aneas]

I know a lot of people say that, but in my case is true: I don't find it funny when people falls. It always, always scares the shit out of me. I envision broken bones, broken teeth, bloody noses, and stuff like that.

I'm a very positive person, apparently. =/

[akavertigo]

Really, I was more worried about the pants. And the shoes. Oh, my poor, poor shoes. (And, to be fair, my skin allergies.)

[re_white]

So, you're accidental stripper.

~verisimilitude achievement unlocked!~