Screw birthdays ( Read more... )

You know you live in a house full of women when every pencil sharpener you own is jammed with eyeliner.

I get screwed over far too much for it to be a normal happening ( Read more... )

I was a boyscout once ( Read more... )

This is reality ( Read more... )

I'm selfish, I know.
I feel like a bad friend, but It's something that had to be done and it's one less thing to worry about.

You don't seem to care, but I care.

One of my biggest pet peeves are when parents say that teenagers think they know everything ( Read more... )

I'm sad to see you go, but you'll never really be gone I suppose ( Read more... )

There used to be walls here, padded on the inside with a tin can outer shell ( Read more... )

Man, do I love a good dream.

Man, do I love consecutive good dreams even more.