HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

[akedz]

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,

Comments

[deaconmc]

this is funny.

who wrote it?

[akedz]

Some random stranger off the inter... HEY!!!

[cgronlund]

Did someone mention fruitcake?

I'll admit there are horrible fruitcakes out there.

But a genuinely good fruitcake is a thing of beauty worthy of not only savoring, but fighting for...

And I like the logic behind not worrying about eggnog. True, if you only have it around Thanksgiving to Christmas, it's not like you're gonna become addicted to it!

(Or rather, you will wait for the holidays to roll around next year so you can get more eggnog in the same manner a heroin addict awaits their next fix.)

[raisedbypuppets]

mmm....rumballs