several ways to become famousgeorzillaApril 25 2005, 15:59:02 UTC
-don't stand out, people hate it when you have a sense of individuality -get a accent (anything from scotish to chinese will do) -wear generic cloths -eat a milkyway (urg) -do porn and publish books you didn't write yourself (like Paris Hilton) -go to the center of a mall, and slap the person nearest to you with a spork -start a food-for-shelter union and become spanking buddies with oprah
i was going to write allot more, like "get plastic surgery" but everyone knows about them, so mehhh...I'm going to stop writing now..... ...... ...... ok now.
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-get a accent (anything from scotish to chinese will do)
-wear generic cloths
-eat a milkyway (urg)
-do porn and publish books you didn't write yourself (like Paris Hilton)
-go to the center of a mall, and slap the person nearest to you with a spork
-start a food-for-shelter union and become spanking buddies with oprah
i was going to write allot more, like "get plastic surgery" but everyone knows about them, so mehhh...I'm going to stop writing now.....
......
......
ok now.
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