Note placed calmly in the middle of Hermione's plate at breakfast

Mar 09, 2006 08:15

well, Hermione, we've been through the Herbology section in its entirety, along with all of History Of Magic, both domestic and international, the Transfiguration section, the Charms section, twice, including all its subsections like house hold cleaning charms, every vile, horrific book in the restricted section (no, the swelling has not gone down, but thank you for asking), not to mention tracked down all the books that were checked out and harassed them away from their rightful owners.

I am, right this very second, closing the back cover of the very last book on your list to end all lists of Books We Absolutely Must Read Before Actually Doing What The Letters Said To Do Like Any Rational Person Would.

am I right in assuming you're done with your library and ready to move on now, or would you have me go through "Seven Thousand Ways to Remove Magical Marks, Burns And Grime From Every Surface Known To Man" and "Zaczaruj Wlasny Ser" a third time?
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