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[akhliber]

so i may have a new job through Randstad starting tomorrow. this one is working in the warehouse of some beauty supply store on the westside doing inventory and bookkeeping

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[swallowwhole]

fantastic! i'll be sorry to miss it. oh, and a little advice: keep bill away from the curling iron.

[akhliber]

don't worry, bill still thinks those things are used for pushing highly polished, dense granite stones around on ice.

[archiedavis]

you know chris, i think they were being nice to you.
you know when that slow neighbor kid comes over and figures out how to use the door knob after two to three tries and you try to build his confidence by telling him how smart he is, before throwing eggs at him behind his back and then tell them they fell out of nests?

its one of those situations.
honest.

[electricsuds]

i'm beginning to think that's what EVERYBODY'S doing.

[akhliber]

i mean, hell, at LEAST i'm smart enough to know when i'm accidentally logged on as mike, you know?

[bobjovi]

can I come to the beauty party?

[akhliber]

certainly! you can even bring some Mary Poppins!
i would say to bring some Gumby along, but the ol' fiance' has sworn of westerns.

[rickykasso]

I'm only coming if we can perm our hair and put the cucumbers down our pants like Derek Smalls.

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[akhliber]

bill already shoved a rotten banana down my pants earlier in the week.
you kids do what you want, but MY pants are now officially OFF LIMIT!

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[akhliber]

if i still had long hair, i'd be all about wearing some big pink curlers. in the mean time, these clear plastic shower caps will have to tide me over, i suppose.