Why don't I get these cases?

[akhmed]

In London, a man won a huge jury verdict for an injury that he claims turned him into a sex addict.

Comments

[snuggly_llama]

I guess severe head trauma can change people's personalities, but the "sex addiction" angle lends just the right amount of prurient interest to make the case "newsworthy."

[dracothelizard]

Three million pounds. THREE MILLIONS. Dude, some decent investments and he'll never have to work again!

'Course, if he's really a sex addict, he'll blow it all on prostitutes.