2. Ketchup packets. And looking at all the free porn I DON'T HAVE YET!
3. 1:25 AM
4. Davelike. Just kidding. You're not that great. Cartoonish.
5. So many good times. There was that time Mike Wile touched the sides of your neck and you hunched your shoulders up and froze that way. Thinking of your squeal of "I can't!" when we told you to relax always brings a smile to my face. Or the time I punched you for making the seal blow-job gesture, so you kicked me in the balls, so I punched you in the face. Win-win! To add support to my one-word description above, there was also the time you slammed your fist down on the end of a banana, clearly expecting it to shoot free of its peel, and the look that now defines "crestfallen" when it didn't happen.
6. Do you still only poop once in a blue moon? I, personally, have pooped twice on a blue moon. I had to flex my poopin muscles really hard to get it up there the first time, but the second was pretty easy.
2. People I wish would shut up. And anyone from Wel11onelesslel11twoley (if I can't spell it right, why try?). Actually, those are pretty much both the same thing.
3. Dumb o'clock.
4. Arch-nemesis. Hyphenated counts as one.
5. This stupid thing is hard. I was trying to think of a great memory, but everytime I think about you there is just nothing, followed by this blaze of white-hot pain. Seriously, I just woke up sprawled out on my bedroom floor for like the fourth time since I've started writing this. There was that time I signed your yearbook. But that is really yet another memory of me being great and you being... like a prop or something, I guess. Can I go back and change my answer to step 4 to "Prop"?
6. How much do your boobs weigh? Individually or together, either way is fine, as long as you specify which it is.
Scottrick, favorite smell = Fudge Rounds (I am actually eating something called a Fudge Round right now, and while talking to you I am realizing just how wrong the name is.)
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3. 1:25 AM
4. Davelike. Just kidding. You're not that great. Cartoonish.
5. So many good times. There was that time Mike Wile touched the sides of your neck and you hunched your shoulders up and froze that way. Thinking of your squeal of "I can't!" when we told you to relax always brings a smile to my face. Or the time I punched you for making the seal blow-job gesture, so you kicked me in the balls, so I punched you in the face. Win-win! To add support to my one-word description above, there was also the time you slammed your fist down on the end of a banana, clearly expecting it to shoot free of its peel, and the look that now defines "crestfallen" when it didn't happen.
6. Do you still only poop once in a blue moon? I, personally, have pooped twice on a blue moon. I had to flex my poopin muscles really hard to get it up there the first time, but the second was pretty easy.
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oh well
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i still fart really stinky farts though.
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3. Dumb o'clock.
4. Arch-nemesis. Hyphenated counts as one.
5. This stupid thing is hard. I was trying to think of a great memory, but everytime I think about you there is just nothing, followed by this blaze of white-hot pain. Seriously, I just woke up sprawled out on my bedroom floor for like the fourth time since I've started writing this. There was that time I signed your yearbook. But that is really yet another memory of me being great and you being... like a prop or something, I guess. Can I go back and change my answer to step 4 to "Prop"?
6. How much do your boobs weigh? Individually or together, either way is fine, as long as you specify which it is.
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3. 4:20. Too obvious, Sir Ganga Von Weedsly?
4. Sadclown
5. The catfood spoon.
6. Why so sad, chocolate bear?
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