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[akitoakitoakito]

Working for a military corporation with government contracts is THE WORST!  Have you seen the paper work!?  I've needed to fill out all sorts of performance reviews for the Nadesico's crew, fill out various military reports, go through all kinds of government bureaucracy! Why is it so hard to find a PERSON to talk to in these processes!?  I don't

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[sobershipcapt]

C-Captain Yurika, please, calm down! It's not good for a captain to be seen in this state!

[akitoakitoakito]

The paper woooooorrrk... doesn't it ever end...?

[sobershipcapt]

...

Captain. Calm down. If you calm down, I'll try to help.

[akitoakitoakito]

You aren't telling me it ends! Does this mean it never ends... oh my goodness...

[red_devil_02]

*during her brief ragequit-break from training*

...huh. Much as my job sucks, at least I'm not assigned to her ship. Probably go nuts and start piloting in my underwear or something.

[white_detonator]

Maybe should should hire a secretary, then.

[akitoakitoakito]

!! I know! As a captain, I order YOU to be my secretary!

[white_detonator]

Wait what!? You can't do that!

Can you?

I mean you are a captain, but I'm not part of your crew, and I don't think I have a formal military rank.

[akitoakitoakito]

I can fix that! You're a private now. Now you have to be my secretary!