[this is satirical]

[aknifeandadream]

Dear LiveJournal,
I smoke and drink.
I felt the need to tell you that.
Because it's a huge fucking deal and I want people over the internet to give a shit.

Love,
Colin

Comments

[fiftybees]

It's not really that different from routinely telling people you DON'T smoke or drink.

[xixamxverticalx]

.....i <3 you