Got this set of jokes from the
standup economist site.
You might be an economist if...
- ...you refuse to sell your children because you think they'll be worth more later.
- ...you've ever gone to a bank or other financial institution in the hopes of getting a date.
- ...you're an expert on money but you dress like a flood victim (from an old Dilbert
( Read more... )
Comments 1
(The comment has been removed)
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
------------------------
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
------------------------
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
------------------------
I think Eco jokes are better:p
Reply
Leave a comment