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[aks131415]

i am the babysitter of some little chickens.

annd jonathan woollen continues to make me laugh each night in rehearsal. props to you.

i want some fat fat food. and i think all stories that start like this are hilarious:

"so today this stupid bitch whore was talking..."

OH DECISIONS DECISIONS. I am for real overworked.

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[noodly_detritus]

Wow. Thank you. Your dancing with Slaughter, screaming food, etc. isn't half-bad either.

P.S. At first up above I wrote "Jon" instead of "Slaughter". What's wrong with me???

[anonymous]

Names to consider for your baby:
Ark
Nark
Nabby
MO
Lil Lolo

Love
OMeally

[aks131415]

Me and Rosie are no longer speaking because i stole her boyfriend, Ark. Does this make me a stupid bitch whore?

[anonymous]

No Angelena Jolie, no, stealing someobody's boyfriend does not make you a whore.
Jennifer Aniston

[anonymous]

Dear Spoonie,
The other day I was feeling a little blue and for some really odd reason I thought about the time you pulled your pants down over your butt crack making fun of Jesse. Oh wow I was in the pink within seconds. That was one of the funniest moments of my LIFE.
Love
Big Draws