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[akuma_jin]

... That woman sent me a package. I'm not sure I wanna open it. Last time she sent me something, it was full of bottles of iron supplements, condoms, tightie-whities (even though I wear boxers), socks, toothbrushes, toothpaste, and sunscreen. Only half-decent thing in it was the pocket knife

Comments

[kouhou]

Care package~? ♥ And you ask why I'm jealous~

[akuma_jin]

If she sent me more stupid shit, you can have it.

[kouhou]

Oh, I couldn't! Looks like important stuff~ ♥

[akuma_jin]

Seriously. If it's stupid, I ain't gonna use it. It'd just get trashed.

[kisarazur]

She sounds like a very caring mother! It is good to be so loved.

Well, it is getting cold. Perhaps she sent you warmer socks and a nice scarf?

[akuma_jin]

She's nuts. And I don't need that shit.

[kisarazur]

Maybe not, but it represents her love for you! ^_^

[akuma_jin]

She could just send me money like any normal parent.