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[akuma_jin]

My old lady is gettin' real annoyin' 'bout wantin' to meet my "friends". Keep tellin' her it's a waste of time cuz I ain't got none, but man she don't know howta listen.

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[kisarazur]

For a chance to chat with your mom, I'm sure there are a couple of people here willing to pretend!

[akuma_jin]

An' they all wanna talk with her for the wrong damn reasons.

[letsbeefriends]

You don't have any friends?! Σ(゜ロ゜;) Not one? I'll be your friend, senpai!

[akuma_jin]

Don't want any, either.

[letsbeefriends]

Aww, but everyone has to have friends~!

[akuma_jin]

Not true.

[shiny_balls]

Just tell her your friends are too busy with some assignment and can't come over. Or drag one or two people you tolerate over to meet her. Problem solved.

And to answer the question, fine.

[akuma_jin]

All the first will do is get her to put it off for a week or two. And the second.... it ain't that easy.

...Good.

[shiny_balls]

I didn't say it'd be a perfect solution. Take applications for friends? If you actually interview people, I request to be in the room because that is something I will have to see.

[akuma_jin]

... I am not that desperate.