amount of food eaten in the last four days - 4 pieces of toast, 2 of which i just ate this morning.

amount of medicine taken in the last four days - 20+ pills, 8 doses of liquid crap (one of which just made me puke instantly)

number of times I've seen the sun - once; i just peeked outside.

looking like a vampire - priceless

GROOOL i just woke up. so fucked up on wierd stuff, its hard to think. I'm coughing really violently. I wish I didn't have to miss andres party! if i don't wake up waaaaay healthier, I'm going to bust some caps.

Flu? No thanks ( Read more... )

in the grand tradition of people trying to get with my mom, some dude just gave all of the repass kids 200 bucks each. MOM, HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU MONEY?

Mississippi!?
AAAH!
merry christmas!

i owe my sister three bags of gaseous farts. she hooked me up with the best job ever at the coolest jazz club in the world, SNUG HARBOR! I walked home wearing a garbage bag and no shirt last night at 2 in the morning; it stopped raining, but the garbage bag was actually pretty comfortable ( Read more... )

hey, guys, when we're all old, I hope we're the kind of old people that people our age think are cool.

oh, we were beaten whoa bad. It is a sad day for the criers of "who dat". How can everyone in New Orleans afford to throw free keg parties? thank you, rich loyola students, you guys are all about the little guy.

Oh, but I've been cursed! For some reason, i just can't get hired. Everywhere I go, they turn me away. What's the big deal? This Christmas was supposed to be different. And today, on the anniversary of the worst day of my life, as I scramble on all fours into a black hole of debt and want, I find myself trying harder and harder to laugh at a life ( Read more... )

HA!
check this out.
the bass player really believes in the power of rock and roll.