To meme, or not to meme
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Sandy Civic? Dunno if Sandy counts since we had him for all of two days. So, Lucy Honda?
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Chocolate Peanut Butter Gingerbread. Okay, 1) Ew. 2) The hell? This cannot be a gangster name unless you're running with the Color Kids or some other 80's kids show gang. (The Getalong Gang?) 3. The only way you could MAYBE make it into a gang name is if you took the first part of the ice cream flavor with the last part of the cookie. Cho Bread? C-Ging. That's it, I'm C-Ging.
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
N-Sta. Sounds better than N-Han. X3 Thanks Josh!
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Detective Periwinkle Cougar. It's much more fun to name random colors and random animals until you get the silliest name evah. "Detective Cougar had a reputation with the younger members of the squad..."
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Marie Modesto. Either she'd be the ingenue or the villain. Knowing me... well... ^^
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Stan-Ni. "Run away! It's the fearsome Jedi STANNY!" The maiden name just makes it sillier. "Oh, Hanny-boy, the lights, the lights are callin'."
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Green Nog! This is not a superhero. This is the silly villain they throw in at the end of a really intense story arc to relax the readers, probably around Xmas.
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers
Um, I'll have to do this one later. ^^;;
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Rice Flower and Shea Mr. Goodbar ..... really, meme? REALLY? I don't even think you're trying to make sense anymore.
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Lee Lowell. *raises an eyebrow*
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Ray Richmond. *reluctantly* I'll give you THIS one, meme.
12. SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
(doing it the correct way) Fall Orchid. (doing it the Blogess way) Cinnamon Orchid. No, meme, I'm sorry, these are still not Bond Girl names. You need to think of a way to make them glamorous innuendos.
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Lychee Socksie. You are seriously bad at this, meme.
14. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Coffee Birch. In my head, there's a comma between them. "I gave that birch a diamond. Birches love diamonds."
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)
The Reading Rainbow Tour! ... wait, that's not a rock tour! That's a completely different tour! To a very different audience! F, meme! You get an F!