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[akutsurocksdesu]

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING ALL CONFUSED DESU. D: D: D

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[totallynot_kira]

Dan, you need to calm down.

[akutsurocksdesu]

WHAT IF MY BRAIN EXPLODES DESU. D: D: D:

[totallynot_kira]

It's not going to explode. If it were, it would have already exploded by now.

[akutsurocksdesu]

OMG. MAYBE MY BRAIN EXPLODED BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT DESU.

MAYBE IN SOME OTHER REALITY I HAVE AN EXPLODED BRAIN BUT I DON'T REMEMBER DESU OR MAYBE

I'M CONFUSED DESU AND I DON'T WANT MY BRAIN TO EXPLODE. :( :( :( :( :( :(

[golf_swing]

I have no clue what you're on about, Dan.

But... *offers ice cream anyway*

[akutsurocksdesu]

Did we ever go out for ice cream desu?

Because half of my memories say we did and half say we didn't and when stuff doesn't have Akutsu-sempai in it I can't tell which part they're from desu. :(

[golf_swing]

No Dan. We never went out for ice cream.

[akutsurocksdesu]

Oh. Okay desu.

Do you want to go now desu?

I'm supposed to not think about things desu? Or maybe I am desu? I don't know desu, it's really confusing desu!!

Ice cream should help desu. It's ICE CREAM desu.

[thwarter]

My dear, brains explode very seldom! It's very unlikely, no matter how many sets of memories you have. Do you feel a tingling sensation in your left calf?

[akutsurocksdesu]

No desu.

Wait.

NOW I DO DESU WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DESU D: D: D:

[thwarter]

It means you need a glass of water, some fresh air, and perhaps a lie-down after. Making yourself ill over things you can't control is never fruitful. Trust me on this; I've lived through an Apocalypse.

...I think.

Anyway, if you see a flaming sword around anywhere, just give me a holler, will you? That's a good lad.

[akutsurocksdesu]

...I don't have a flaming sword desu.

I have a flaming table, though, and a battle axe desu.

Well. Sometimes desu.

They're blinking in and out like the Book from Mary-san desu.

[stfumalfoy]

Your head won't explode! That really can't happen. You should just avoid thinking about things, your head will hurt less.

What was your plot hole?

[akutsurocksdesu]

It was Akutsu-sempai and me. And um. Doing stuff desu. :\

[akutsurocksdesu]

I DON'T KNOW DESU I STOPPED COUNTING THEM DESU BUT I GUESS MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN SEE A BIT OF THE FLOOR WHERE I COULDN'T BEFORE DESU BUT OMG .5 DESU? WHY .5? I DON'T SEE ANY PARTS OF A BUNNY-SAN DESU. DID PSYCHADELIC BUNNY-SAN'S HEAD EXPLODE DESU?

MAYBE IT IS A SIGN DESU. MAYBE MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXLODE NEXT DESU. D: D: D:

[akutsurocksdesu]

OMG I DON'T WANT TO BE JUST A HEAD EITHER DESU. :( :( :( :( :( :(