Comments | akw287: my unrequited love for my house

akw287

my unrequited love for my house

Mar 12, 2007 14:50

So, I was boiling water today and the stove caught fire.

Needless to say, I was confused.

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hyporequited akw287 March 14 2007, 22:51:06 UTC

Not as much as my passion for the stove.

poizen37 March 12 2007, 19:27:41 UTC

Have you been cleaning it? Cause I know you're other roommates haven't.

akw287 March 14 2007, 22:50:31 UTC

I've cleaned it once this semester because of the burning smell that was evoked from boiling water, but apparently someone had let some sizable chunk of something fall through recently without cleaning it out, and I was the one it combusted on. And I therefore was the one who cleaned it. Again.

poizen37 March 15 2007, 12:58:18 UTC

"because of the burning smell that was evoked from boiling water"

*tzntch*

*bwahahahahaha*

opposume March 13 2007, 02:06:11 UTC

you disappointed me young sky walker. You should have used the force to harnice the fire to boil your water!

P.S. July 7th. My folks place. Big BBQ. Be there or be... well... I will hate you forever!

akw287 March 14 2007, 22:48:50 UTC

My my, that's a terrible thing to be!

sharkytheshadow March 14 2007, 18:30:35 UTC

didnt you know water is flamible?

akw287 March 14 2007, 22:51:41 UTC

Hey, some of us didn't go to fancy cooking school to learn these things, aight?

sharkytheshadow March 15 2007, 02:02:51 UTC

well hey if you didnt keep banannas so close to the stove you wouldnt have this problem would you?

antnobody March 14 2007, 18:33:22 UTC

andy If you need help cooking Call me

akw287 March 14 2007, 22:52:32 UTC

The problem isn't that I don't know how to cook... It's that my housemates don't know how to clean.