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[al_capone_atobe]

Folks.

$.50 an hour.

That's $4.00 extra a day. $28.00 extra a week. $112.00 extra a month. $1,344.00 extra a year.

But if you don't want it I can always take it away.

On another note, yes I am listening to myself. My voice sounds impeccable, today especially. *contented sigh* I love myself. And the world. But mainly myself.

Comments

[nekkineko]

Kiku-bii didn't say it was bad.

...fifty cents is bad?

[boss_waiter]

What about health insurance? Worker's comp? Paid vacations? Maternity leave? ....Well, I suppose THAT won't be a concern, but still. Do we have any of those?

[whosthatboy]

No, but we have fifty extra cents an hour. Excuse me while I go piss myself in glee. .... or not.

[boss_waiter]

Any raise is a raise, but what's more important are getting adequate care for the employees.

...I don't suppose there's a union, is there? I could start one. Yes, perhaps I should do that.

[whosthatboy]

I don't know if half the people who work here know what a union is, or their rights. And I'm pretty sure giving an employee a two dollar per hour raise for sex and tossing everyone else pocket change isn't really fair either.

Can't expect that in this business, don't know why I bother. Also, a union will only work if management agrees to the terms.

[innocente]

...*loud sigh*

THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR. ATOBE ♥

[snarky_lapcat]

You sound like a chipmunk on helium.

[trickthis]

Well, shit. Extra money is extra money.