I got summoned for jury duty. I think I'm going to go downtown and buy some homeless persons clothes from them and go roll it around in some dog shit, and I'm going to wear it the day I have to go do my jury duty
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I actually have a cold right now. I've had it for two days. I can't remember the last time I got sick. It's weird. It must be my old age catching up to me finally. I have the sniffles, the sneezes, my mucles ache, my sinuses are plugged up. Damn, I'm a phawking mess. That's about the highlight of my life right now.
I went with one of my roomates and watched SAW 2. Oh my god. What a phawked up movie. I walked out of the movie theater, and I was completely mortified and in shock.