Eventually, things will get brought up, I know... So I figured it was smart enough just to post this now rather than wait for it.
Before the RP story down there, some fun stuff happened. (kinda)
This is what happens when I have two different messangers, and no one to talk to -- So I end up RPing with myself...
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
...Hey there. *grins*
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....Um? o.o
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
How're you feeling, kid?
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Alright, I guess. ...Why?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
*shrugs* Just wondering. ...You're not feeling tired, or dizzy, or anything, are you? *speculative look*
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....... No.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Is that so?
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..... ....... ....... A little bit, but it's normal, isnt' it?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Oh, sure it is... Especially when you're unstable like that.
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Un.... Stable......?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
*nods* You didn't think everything would be perfect, did you?
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*blinks* Well.... I thought that...
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Nothing's perfect, kid.
Which brings me to my next question....
<"....The truth is...."> -=*??+.Aru.+??*=-:
Eh?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Well.... Do you still want what you asked me for earlier?
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What I.... You mean 'Niisan's...?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Yup.
So, do you?
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....... .......... .......
yes
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
...I see. *grins*
That's great.
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.....What did you want in return?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Ah! How nice, you cut right to the chase....
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Just tell me.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Hnn... Your brother seemed more than slightly concerned when I mentioned something about a deal to him....
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'Niisan? You didn't....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
I didn't give any names, or what the deal was -- Of course, there's nothing worked out yet anyway, but there's no fun in telling him that -- I just said that there was already someone willing to make a trade for his limbs, and he assumed....
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........ ....... ..... Oh no.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Oh yes, indeed.
So I guess from now on we'll have to be secretive, or quick, eh?
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*sighs* Poor 'Niisan.... I don't want him to worry.... Maybe....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
You want to back out?
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...Mn.... No. I owe him enough to do this, if the price isn't too steep.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Ah... Well, good.
I'd hate for this little adventure to end so soon.
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It won't... be dangerous... Will it?
Because 'Niisan and Winry....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Ahahaha~! What do you take me for?
I'm not trying to start a war with a Wrench Toting Harpy or a Mini Bean, here.... I'm merely trying to make a deal.
I know what I'm doing.
Harming you won't get me anywhere. .....And besides, it's less fun to just make the trade that way.
<"....The truth is...."> -=*??+.Aru.+??*=-:
...So.... What did you want in exchange?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Well, that depends.... *smirks* How much are you willing to do for your brother?
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Anything.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
My! That answer was fast.
Anything, hm?
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*nods* .....I owe him my life, twice over, and then some.... There's nothing I wouldn't do for him. Even if it meant dying....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Dying? Really now, I'm not that cruel....
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........ .......... ...........
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Oh, contrary to popular belief, I'm not.
No, I have something non-life-threatening in mind, actually.
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....... .......... ..........I guess that's a relief.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
*raises eyebrow* You guess? I could always just make it a completely even trade, your limbs for his, you know.
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If that's what it takes.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Well, too bad for you -- That's not it.
Like I said, I don't want to harm you.... Permanently.
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....... ....... ....... What do you mean by adding the 'permanently' on to it? o.o;;
You're going to hurt me?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
You said you'd do 'anything'..... Right? *smirks* That means 'anything', doesn't it?
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....... ..... What do you mean?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
I want your body, little Elric.
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My........ But I just got it back!
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
*smiles* No, not like I had it before.... This time..... I want it in a different way. *small smile*
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O__O;;; Excuse me??
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Just what I said, I want you.
Seems like a fair enough trade to me -- Actually, it's more than fair, I think.
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.......I....... Are you saying that you want me to.....?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
If you're as perverted as the internet history says you are, then yes, I am.
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........... ............. ......... ..........What all is that going to entail?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
*amused* Not too much resistance, I like it....
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Please... Just tell me....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
I want you to give yourself to me, fully, for a few days, until I feel that I'm done with you. Is that alright?
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Fully....? You mean like....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
You will be my property, and do everything I ask of you.
Everything.
Breaking of the agreement on your part in any way renders the entire bargain null and void.
Disagreements?
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....... ......... ........ ........ No.
I'm fine with it.
Just promise me..... 'Niisan will be back to normal.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
*grins* Of course. Though I can't promise that I can do anything for your condition... But we'll see.....
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It's alright if you can't. I'm fine with that. I just want my brother to be okay.
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
*nods* So long as there's no interference, everything should be just fine.
So...... ToukaKoukan? (smiles, and out of nowhere a pice of paper appears in his hand, unfurling to reveal a contract)
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......... ......... .......... .........
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
(holds out a pen) .......If you want to back out, now's the last chance.
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.......... ......... ......... No. (takes the pen, signing the document next to his X ) .......I want to help my brother. I owe him this much....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
(his grin widens as he watches the younger Elric sign the paper, then takes it and the pen back from him) .........Lovely..... Could you..? (motions to the boy to turn around so that he can use him as a table to sign on -- when Alphonse does, he pulls the boy's shirt up over his back to sign the paper on bare skin) ........Alright..... Here..... We...... Go....... There! It's a deal.
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(Alphonse sighs as if he were expecting something terrible to happen -- no sooner had the sigh escaped his lips, the paper begins glowing with a bright light akin to the philosopher's stone, shrinking, and with another--more pained--gasp from Alphonse, it dissappears into the skin of the small of his back, leaving an alchemical seal) .....Ah!!
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Oh.... Did I forget to mention that there might be a slight burning sensation? I'm sorry...
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(breathing heavily, falls to his knees on the floor) ........It's.... I'm fine..... So what happens now?
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
Now...... We wait and see...... *smiles*
I expect this to be more entertaining even than when I first met the two of you..... Though I suppose it's up to you to prove me right... Isn't it?
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(cringes, but nods with resolve, lifting his face to look up at his new 'owner') .......Yes, aruji....
+< touka/ \koukan >+ [{(-=|~*truth*~|=-)}]:
(looks down at the boy a moment before resting his hand on the top of Alphonse's head) ......Perfect..... So far, so good.
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