Good lord, child!!
ALPHONSE!!! ARU!!! Front and center this instant!!! *stomps foot*
{.....silence......}
...... u_u;;; ....... ..... .... (uses laptop to hack into the intercom system) .......Alphonse Elric, please report to my office at once..... For every minute you take, I will injure a kitten..... This is a serious matter..... I repeat..... Alphonse Elric, please report to my office at onc-------
[Al: (busts in the door, panting) .......H-h-hai? O_O;; .....You wanted something? Are the kittens okay? (looks around for injured kitties) ]
*smiles* You made it here in under a minute.... Impressive.... Especially since this office is new...
[Al: ..... ..... ...... You said you would hurt a kitten... ;__; ]
And in ten seconds, I would have... Now, I have to ask you some things... Is that alright?
[Al: *nods* ....I guess so... But what....?]
HOW DO YOU DO IT?? (half leaping across desk at Alphonse) TELL ME!!!! O_____O
[Al: O.O;;; .......Ano...... What...... Are you......]
Dude, Al, last night.... And that time on the phone..... I think it WORKED...... O__O;;;; .......How did you.... And doesn't that violate the deal somehow?? o_O;;;
[Al: (looks confused, then realizes what she's talking about, blushes deeply) ......Oh, well...... Like I was saying to Roku..... There's a..... A loophole......]
.....Eh?
[Al: ......voyuerism... >>;;; ]
O_______O;;;;;;; ............. ....... You mean he......??
[Al: *nods* ..... .... .... .... No one's going to know about this conversation, right?]
I doubt it. Nobody really knows about this journal.
[Al: ......Good. x///x;;; ]
But how'd you DO it?!?! @_@
[Al: X/////X;;;;;; .....I'm not sure I know what you mean......]
Dude.... Don't think I'm not aware of things just because I'm not technically around.... I'm god here, yo, nothing gets past me. So explain!!
[Al: ...... ..... ......I think.... I think you just never noticed it before..... Because...... You're quiet..... x_x;;;]
EH???? X////X;;;;
[Al: ....It makes sense, doesn't it? .....There wasn't anything else different, really......]
....... ....... ....... ..... ...... ...... ...... ........ ....... Teach me, sensei..... ;___;
[Al: O_O;;; I..... *coughs* ....... ....... ....... Just do what Aiji told you to do? x_x;; ]
But..... It's.... Embarrassing.... ;__; And.... There's always other people around....... >>;;;
[Al: *shrugs* ......Don't know what to tell you, then....]
T_T;; Meanie...... Lying to Roku like that.....
[Al: O///O;; It wasn't really a lie.... Loophole number two is the fact that if it's not my body, it may not count.... >>;;; ]
Oh really? *smirks* .....Maybe I should tell a few people that.....?
[Al: @/////@;;;; Ohgoodlordpleasedon'tdothat!!!]
*blinks* But why?
[Al: It's..... It wouldn't be the same..... ...... .... It'd ruin it somehow.... ]
*tch* Sentimentalist..... Not like it's not gonna happen anyway.... 9_9;;; ...... .... Oooh!!! And you can be all cute and responsive and --- Yay!! ^_^ <3
[Al: ..... ........ X/////X;;;;; .....Aimee...... ]
Right, right, that's all.... You're free to go..... (waves hand at) .......Have fun wiaiting to hear from Roku!
[Al: ...... ...... ..... hai..... u_u;; ...... ....... ....... (turns, trudges out door) ]
........ ........ ......... .........Hnn...... Is that really all it takes? ...... ...... ...... God, does that mean that all this time....? x__X;;;; ...... ..... Damn, that's suck......
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On a side note..... I think I'm going to try and make myself some more icons..... <3
[EDIT: Woo! This is a new icon! Kinda plain, but I still like it, I guess... My image program is teh suck. -- And yes, all the icons on this journal will have Al in them... ^_^;; ]