Such a Slacker

[alacerus]

This being unemployed lark isn't all its cracked up to be, though I have to say the time has flown by mainly thanks to the triathlon training. So, now I'm officially on the dole for the 1st time in my life

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[xeeny]

Ace quote: "This placed "bollocks" in eighth position in terms of its perceived severity, positioning it (in an anatomically-correct coincidence) between "prick" (seventh place) and "arsehole" (ninth place)."

[andygates]

"the Swiss Army knife of andrological profanities"

Yeah, mine have a corkscrew and a thing for getting Boy Scouts out of horses' hooves...

So when you're not taking life-coaching from Homer, what's the Plan?

[alacerus]

Trying to get a job, fulfilling the jobs seekers allowance of two applications a week, perusing rubbish daytime television and then watching videos, reading various environmental magazines and blowing the two shades of shit out of each other on Timesplitters. Climbing out the kitchen window to smoke a fag and trying to keep the exercise up. Simple is best;-)

[andygates]

Works for me :)

[skean]

Stop cruelty to elephants now!

[alacerus]

eh?

[alacerus]

ah, my user picture, DOH!

[skean]

Shooting elephants in the forehead