Fat

[alamayer]

I have three pairs of pants that fit me.
I tried one on after the shower, with boxers on mind you, and when trying to button them the button popped off.
Before I moved to this godforsaken town I was thin, in shape. Vacant.
Now I am just so fucking fat that the only pants that will fit me are size 42 khakis and jeans. I feel like Haystacks Calhoun.

Comments

[rvandeuren]

I am in the process of retiring too-small pants also! Pants that used to fit, are now too small. Pants that used to be baggy, now fit.

But 42 is not that big, mister.