Because the alternative is offering to post pictures of my bathtub.

[alan_shore]

Go here, reload until you have five quotes that sum up your philosophy or outlook, then post them.I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER

Comments

[marvelnotagirl]

I wonder how many people will comment on your bathtub before your quote choices.

I guess I'm one. But the last in the list is very you, and the next to last, very interesting.

[alan_shore]

Make no mistake, it's a lovely tub--roomy, comfortable, equipped with jets--but those who wish to view it will have to arrange to do so in person.

Thank you. I try.