At long last: sleazy!Alan for tm_northstar

[alan_shore]

Remember that drabble meme? No, you say? It was posted four months ago, you say? Well, this began in response to that and then proceeded to devour my brain. I apologize for the utterly ridiculous length and my equally ridiculous attempt at a plot.

Comments

[alan_shore]

Hahahahaha, I've never read any of JP's canon, so any brilliance (or, uh, competence) here is a reflection of your fantastic portrayal of him. (He was so much fun to write, btw. <33333)

Oh, definitely. I can see JP being all "And what does this button do?"

[alan_shore]

I have this weird inability to read comics (Watchmen aside). It's hard for me to give equal weight to the words and the illustrations, so I end up rushing ahead, flipping back, and ultimately giving myself a headache. Also, the (seemingly) random bolding of words gets on my nerves--what is with that?

We can totally RP it if you like! Once, you know, I've RPed Alan getting the car.

[mutantwatch]

Eeeee.

Can this be a TV show, please?

[alan_shore]

Co-starring Zippy, Stephen Colbert, and Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock (who JP is forever trying to corrupt)!

I was actually imagining a scene where JP and Alan, en route to blackmailing the guy, start arguing about who gets to be the good cop and who gets to be the bad cop...but then I realized I'd ripped the the whole thing off from The West Wing.

[mutantwatch]

Eh, if you're ripping off someone, it might as well be Sorkin.

[alan_shore]

These days, I think Sorkin's resorted to ripping off Sorkin.

[watergal]

Just when you thought things couldn't get any zanier in your world, here comes Alpha Flight! Heh!

Eight hours, fifty-five minutes...

[alan_shore]

Just wait till I write the Watchmen crossover. Denny would totally have hobnobbed with the Comedian.

What'd you think?

[watergal]

I can see a Mexican stand-off over whose gun is bigger.

[watergal]

And you don't really want to know what I thought except that, DUDE, we NEED! to pair up and DO THIS RIGHT!

I am still in pain but since everything I liked would be a very short post, I could try to pull it together....

[zippyknowsbest]

Tres glorious! *blows kisses* Sleazy!Alan is a delight.

[alan_shore]

Thank you! He's one of my faaaaaaavorite Alans. As you probably know.

Onto crackfic about hypothetical offspring topic responses!

[alan_shore]

Thank you! Hahahaha, I love how he managed to sleazily kiss Phoebe's hand this week. That takes...something.