Seriously...

Jun 01, 2012 09:42

This person came up as interested in meeting me on Plenty of Fish...



About Me
**Read this twice** I have issues with sex. I'm "asexual". If you don't know what that is, please look it up first. I like to kiss, hug, cuddle, make out, etc. To me intimacy, romance, and showing affection are in the little things. With my issues I prefer the type of woman that is more along the traditions of Amish, Mennonites, Pentecostal, or Old Asian Cultures... One that conducts herself as a "Proper Lady", and there for his needs. If you like being satisfied sexually, move on. Don’t reply to this and then tell me all the ways you don’t fit my profile, or how I should change to meet how you are. I prefer woman who are have old fashion values, submissive personality type, and doesn’t enjoy sex. That means like most proper woman of the 1950’s and in the Bible folks. Not as in the abusive, womanizer, or fetish type of meanings.

Well first off I do like to kiss, hug, cuddle, and stuff like that. I do have sex. Just don’t enjoy it. I have a nerve cluster in the wrong place. So it causes me physical pain to be aroused. Hurts more to wait. Releasing makes it stop hurting. That’s why I have sex even though I don’t enjoy it. I have issues with woman’s crotch. So I can’t finger, lick, etc. down there. When woman finish or release its mucus discharge like sneezing. It makes me nauseous. That’s why I prefer woman that think its un-lady like to do that with a guy. I’m asexual so I’m the opposite of most guys. Woman moaning and thrusting, reacting and participating, etc. makes it harder to finish. The longer it last, the harder it is to finish. Since I don’t enjoy sex, that’s not a good thing. That’s why I prefer old fashion and submissive woman that don’t need to react, participate, or be satisfied. That’s why I need a woman that’s very understanding and loving and happy with the rest of her life and what she has. Not a woman that’s going to complain it’s not fair, not right, or get upset that she’s just there for him. One that’s happy to know that by her doing what I need, and her sacrifice of what she wants, she’s doing what makes me happy. And that’s enough to make her happy too. Of course the rest is normal. I love to have dinner, watch movies, and try to be romantic and loving and intimate in the little things like cuddling and kissing. But all the romance and intimacy is outside the bedroom. For me sex is like going to the toilet. Not a pleasant thing, get it over with, and don’t talk about it afterward.

Unless you read this and say “Yup, that’s me exactly”… Don’t bother replying. Don’t waste your time telling me your opinion of me or what I’m doing either. Ty.

*Update* For some reason woman are still messaging me saying that I sound great, and that this is what they want. Then when I explain asexual, and my issues with sex… They decide not so much. So again… Unless you’re a very understanding and caring woman. And you’re sure this is what you want. Please don’t waste both our times.

Now, if you read what was behind the cut you will realized that I'm so NOT this guys type.  I might not have it often but I actually enjoy sex and I don't like laying around and not moving.  I would be this guy's worse nightmare in the bedroom and elsewhere.  I'm so not the little proper lady or interested in being the little 1950s housewife.  I'm not angry or anything but good luck to this guy. 
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