Fight of the Century!

[alanwrotethis]

.... Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

For those in the know, this is one of THOSE rants (see also The Hug-Cannon Chronicles)

For those not in the know, I am so sorry (he he!).

Comments

[jackdante]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! You know what's wierd, I dreamed about overflowing toilets last night, too! XD

All I can say is that I, too, have had to wrestle with a few toilet monsters in my time. You are a brave man indeed. Failing bashing said nutlog-produsing housemates over the head with plungers, and reminding them to always check for floaters, force-feed them prunes and All-Bran. :D

[invisigoth51]

I was going to reply to this with 'i'm never touching you again' but i thought upon a *rare* proof read before posting that people would get the wrong idea, so i will conclude with - that is gross. buy a pair of marigolds. you maniac.
Next time i'm at the farm practice i will steal you some rectal gloves.

[alanwrotethis]

There was a 3inch wall of tissue in the way! I swear!

But I will take your gloves, all the better to sneak up on people and snap them on while standing right behind them.

[alanwrotethis]

BURN!

.... wait a sec, that's ME!

*shakes fist at Kalyn*

[zencadet]

This is the whole reason we have wire coat-hangers, so we can unravel them and use them to prod and prod in the water until something gives and we don't have to get our hands down there... but yes, marigolds or some form of disposable gloves for future needs (or, at the very least, a preventative of ever needing to use them since a) you'll buy them and quite possibly never, ever need them again, or b) you'll one day be very thankful you did).

[gedhrel]

That is excellent. You could be Peter Ustinov.

... but you were still up to your elbows in shit, dude.

[alanwrotethis]

Up to elbows in COLD, CLEAN WATER! Why can't you people understand!?!

However, the Ustinov comparison is frightfully flattering, I raise a glass to you good sir. I shall endeaveour to premeditate any future assignations of positive disclosure with a full and distinct lack of crapulence.

[dreadwind]

I have had a similar experience, however mine was in the morning, and I was hungover.
I had to deal with it, as I was aware that Nick had spent the night throwing up and I thought greeting a backed up tiolet while throwing up was something I wouldn't inflict on anyone.
I'll say this never I have I been so grateful for a really boring domestic present I got from Parents, plungers are wonderful, wonderful things in the right time and place.

[alanwrotethis]

*clasps hands together*
See? Hee-hee, isn't it fun to share?
*dies under hail of gunfire*