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[alaricurian_19]

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[vampiruss]

*stares at the blankness*

*blink, blink*

Well said, my friend.

[alaricurian_19]

Shrek is on. Dude that’s so awesome that Carpool plays Shrek like while we’re driving home and I got the automatic doors…it’s freaking awesome. And then he’s like..like hold on I got to throw up I know when I am going to throw up open the door. I was like you seriously going to throw up? No I know when I need to throw up…

[alaricurian_19]

*poke*

I read a funny article in the paper the other day. It went like this:
Hey Kangarooooo…boinky boinky boinky boinky. Boinky… I don’t know who the kangaroo is but I love you…that’s right… I loooove you… boinky boinky boinky boinky boinky {laughing hysterically} hey who am I talking to? It Mick? Michelle? Who? Schmick the kangaroo boinky boinky boinky boinky boinky…{more laughing} is this the drunk dial homeboy? Yeah it is. Did I just say drunk dial homeboy? F*ck you homeboy kangaroo…. Boinky boinky boinky boinky boinky….

Hello, is this the kangaroo? I have been to Australia before, I think I’ve petted you. Don’t worry Mate, it’s just a wallaby. Are you a wallaby? You’re a kangaroo. Don’t worry….Hello? Where are you? I miss you. I’m not wearing anything. Jonathan and
Nathan… Jonathan and Matt are having a fantastic time….good bye.

[anonymous]

my mom said the other day that you shouldn't speak... unless you're going to improve on silence.

oops.

[enigmakaty]

that was me ^^

Re: oops.

[alaricurian_19]

my mom said the other day, she says, I'm not made out of money...so start selling your plasma or choose your least favorite meal of the day and stop doing that one.

Re: oops.

[alaricurian_19]

this is me! XD