I'm not talking about like some 8 in the morning grab a room temp muffin before yr late to class bullshit. I'm talking some 3 pm just woke up it'll take me an hour and a half to eat this bagel thank god I made it through the night bullshit ( Read more... )

for weeks now I've been trying to figure out why the A + D advisor, chris, looked so familiar to me. and I just figured it out. he looks like fucking JOHN STOSSEL. if you've never met chris, just picture this guy with a beard:

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there is absolutely nothing worse than watching someone you love self-destruct.

having a room to myself is heavenly. I hope girly takes some more trips.

also tonight I peed with some girl I don't know. I want to make sure I don't forget about that. she looked like a porn star. WHAT IS THIS PLACE  HELP.

fuck. this can't be real. I can't even type. I retyped that sentence 5 times. thank god for vending machines. life is a process of repeatedly embarrassing oneself. thank god my roommate is gone.

learning to deprive yourself is difficult. I know where to go for good advice, but that's just a bad joke I made to myself.

I don't know. I dunno. I have cramps. get me out of here.

I should add that I started to fall asleep and then got jolted awake because I thought my bed was made of mice. my ribcage melted into it. I had the sickest dreams, woke up in a panic over and over again, and additionally hallucinated faces surrounding me talking and laughing.

I'm still in the mentality that if I'm able to I ought to. not really the case.