a modest proposal

[alataye]

7/11/09. It's free slurpee day at the 7-11. It also happens to be my wedding day.

Dear Cristin,

I promise that at/before my wedding, there will be
*no slurpees (no 7-11 in town, oh noes!)
*no skank, meth-head North Alabama strippers
*no one wearing anything that says "bride" or "groom"
*no dumbass games
*no one who thinks it's a good idea to seat you next

Comments

[anonymous]

YES! ABSOLUTELY!!!

[maggiesheridan]

Hell Taye......I'LL BE A BRIDESMAID AT YOUR WEDDING!!!!!!!

Sign me up now! ALthough I have to say that I kinda like the idea of free slurpees tho......;)

Congrats again, darling. You so deserve to be happy!

[alataye]

You'd better book your flight now. I know you've always dreamed of the middle of summer in rural Alabama! :)

Thank you, sweetheart!

[maggiesheridan]

Oh GOd have I EVER!!!!!!!!! ANd I'm sure as an added bonus there would be a SLOUGH of straight women for me to fall for......straight MARRIED women!!! That's the ticket! LOL!

You're very welcome!

[clare_o]

Oh Taye, you lost your chance to have the legendary Beeg as a bridesmaid when you ruled out seafoam as a possibility. *sigh*

Seriously, you know I am ridiculously happy for you dude!!!

[crown_the_queen]

I'm still so happy for you! *woot* Best wishes, chum!

[jnnii]

Hey what's wrong with that dress?
**hides something behing her back* :$

I'm in the moon for you! ;)

xooxx