Comments | alawelshie: I punched it in the face and it let me go.

alawelshie

I punched it in the face and it let me go.

Jul 29, 2005 20:28

A bee crawled under my collar today. No kidding, I was driving home when it tried to crawl out and up my neck. Freaked me the fuck out. And probably the guy behind me when I swerved sideways across the street.

Most people have no idea why I felt it was necessary to mention this, oh I know.

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leiascully July 30 2005, 03:39:10 UTC

A tall handsome man will fall in love with you! But he will be pathologically determined to find the truth!

alawelshie July 30 2005, 03:43:08 UTC

Guess I can always shoot him in the shoulder if he gets distracted.

leiascully July 30 2005, 03:46:00 UTC

It is the best way. Though he may respond by criticizing your driving and your ability to see what's in front of you.

alawelshie July 30 2005, 04:02:00 UTC

I'll just laugh at him really loudly when he trips over his huge honking shoes and loses his gun. Take that, Macho Man.

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gabby_silang July 30 2005, 03:54:20 UTC

I am sorry for your bee trauma, but that bee of Olde saved my poor little Noromo soul from dying on the spot. Good bee. Gooood bee.

alawelshie July 30 2005, 04:07:34 UTC

Aww! Now you're just no fun.

I'd be really hard to pet a bee. Beekeepers must be feel lonely and inadequate.

gabby_silang July 30 2005, 04:10:34 UTC

Well, like everyone, I started out as a 'shipper. And then my heart grew to cold stone and I started 'shipping Krycek with everyone and adamantly opposing all msring.

Beekeepers must be covered in bees.

Also, your icon is a crack-up of the highest quality.

alawelshie July 30 2005, 04:19:25 UTC

Krycek makes everyone more attractive by just being in their vicinity. I'd imagine anyone would consider that action, in all practicallity.

I am seriously considering changing my voicemail message to "hello gorgeous," but that probably would lead to wrong numbers' leaving very uncomfortable messages.

Typos suck.

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naushika July 30 2005, 03:56:23 UTC

:o Damn bees. Scourge of the earth, they are.

alawelshie July 30 2005, 04:10:49 UTC

Totally worse than spiders. Maybe not flying biting spiders.

lovemachine July 30 2005, 05:43:16 UTC

A BEE! i hope it wasn't THE BEE! ;)

alawelshie July 30 2005, 06:05:18 UTC

=Checks stomach for odd twitching bulge=

I think I'll survive.

Aww I love your icon. Happy!

ranee42 July 30 2005, 17:23:39 UTC

*pahahaha* I was reading this entry over Jess's shoulder earlier and inwardly I squeed. *swoons*

alawelshie July 31 2005, 23:19:59 UTC

Hi Jess! Oh, and you, back over there- hi. ;P

ranee42 August 1 2005, 07:44:43 UTC

:P

ELOISE!! what happens to my windows media player files if I get a mac?

alawelshie August 1 2005, 08:55:06 UTC

Aww. Nothing! I have Windows Media Player 9. :D