Gamer Stories

[alazif]

Note: This post contains a copious amount of swearing because it's a gaming post. And, you know, swearing establishes one's gaming cred.

You know what a telltale sign of a hardcore gamer is? The motherfucking keyboard. Check this shiz out, yo.

Comments

[thelazarus]

Ya know, I never understood why people keep repeating guesses even though they've already been told it's wrong.

[alazif]

For the same reason they keep hitting the elevator button.

[streon]

Because it makes the elevator move faster?

[asciiskull]

Did you take a picture?

[alazif]

Of the flying Winnebago? No, but I wish I had just so I could continue to rub it in his face.

Cries of "Flying Winnebago!" can still elicit laughs here, though. Even people who weren't there know the story by now.

[dedos]

Bah, keyboard don't mean nothing. Show me your carpal tunnel brace!!

[alazif]

Heh. I've been fortunate to avoid that so far, but I can see a great deal of arthritis is in my future.

[dave_the_turnip]

equilizing the cartoonist factor, bah!

Though this is probably why nobody has wanted to play Pictionary with me in years.

Well any board game really. I love the damn things and no one will play them! RARRGH!

[tempestmyst]

Am I the only one who doesn't use the keyboard to move? I don't think I could stand pushing WASD to move my char around. I find using the mouse to auto-run and being able to click on things from it easier.

[alazif]

Keyboard + Mouse FTW.