Voice Post: Nick's Doritos Stand Up Hour

[alazif]

Note: This should go without saying if you've ever read any entries on this LJ before, but this post isn't necessarily work-safe.

Comments

[punk_rock_nerd]

Doritos: Better than eating out a chick with pubic lice!
Doritos: It ain't gonhorrea!

Your voice isn't how I imagined it. Then again, I may have imagined it as the Voice of God.

[alazif]

Well, there are a couple of factors at work here:

1. Cellular phone
2. Digital .ogg file
3. Rampant allergies
4. Trying really hard not to laugh

But you now have a rough idea of what I sound like, more or less. ;)

[dedos]

You're on!

[alazif]

Haha, awesome job! I couldn't have done a better one myself!

[dedos]

:-) So did you write this all out, or was it all off-the-cuff?

[alazif]

Half-and-half? I didn't write anything out, but I had a couple of the Doritos "slogans" planned out already and knew I wanted to do the "intro --> meeting --> slogans" order.

[nirvana1130]

hahahahha that was awesome.

I dont understand that whole doritos thing. What did they DO to make them better tasting!?!

[alazif]

I have no idea. Personally, I couldn't discern any difference in the taste. But "NOW BETTER TASTING!" was in huge letters on the bag.

[sarareubens]

Josh is pouty because you stole his joke. Hehehe. I told him, if he doesn't want you to use his material he has to get his own livejournal. He's thinking about it.

[alazif]

What?! We were both totally making fun of it! He may have seen it first, but I was all over it! And, yeah, he should get his own LiveJournal, anyway.

[rjmoya]

Your voice is also way higher than I expected it to be.

[alazif]

Like squeeky high? ;P

[rjmoya]

No, I just had always heard it in a lower register in my head. It might be the stuffed nose.

[alazif]

I actually have a deeper voice on average, at least so I'm told, so it's probably the stuffed nose, some distortion on the part of the cell phone/recording, or a little bit of both. I've heard recordings of my voice before (I did some radio back in the day), and that voice post wasn't too representative of what I normally sound like, I don't think. I'll do another one in the future when my nose isn't plugged up, and we can compare then!