Authors Note: Yes, it is for my brand new legacy! Are you guys excited? I've set this legacy in Riverview since I've never actually played much in that town. Well, I am now anyway! I'm not going to ramble, so lets just get straight to the chapter! =D
Hey Albany, so erm I have a little surprise for you!
Albany: Oh really? Go on spit it out.
You are in a Rainbowacy! Hence all the bright vibrant colours...
Albany: OMG! OMG! I'm gonna have to kill myself!
What? Why?!
Albany: I'm sorry, it's just so nerve racking knowing my picture is going to be pasted all across the web.
Well, not ALL across the web...
Albany: What?
Nothing... anyway, here's Albany's stats. I told you she was quite a character. ;) Her LTW is Superstar Actor.
This is Albanys little camp site. I had to include a rainbow in there somewhere. ;)
Albany: Eugh this place is disgusting. I demand a mansion!
You might get one, when your about 80 years old.
Albany: 80?! I'm going to be 80?! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Albany: Goodbye cruel lot.
Your not leaving your just getting a job.
Albany: Oh.
Taxi Driver: Why do I always get the crazy people?
Just after Albany got a job at Plumbobs Pictures, her boss got a job a few seconds after. >_>
Okay, now it's time for you to meet somebody, off to the gym!
Albany: But boys make me nervous...
Meh not bad... There has to be someone better round here...
Ah-ah! He'll do perfectly!
Billy: Say what?
Albany: Oh this is so exciting! I get to wear my brand new workout outfit!
Albany: Er, hey.
Billy: Hey.
Creeper: Ooo he's hot...
Albany: So then, what's your name?
Billy: Billy, what's yours?
Albany: Mine is Albany. It's a type of red apple you see. I've been selected by a very special secret association to lead a large family of bright colours and interesting names. And you have been chosen to marry me.
Billy: Well I do like painting rainbows...
Creeper: He certainly does his working out doesn't he...
Billy: So if were going to get married then we better find out some stuff about each other.
Albany: Created, selected, got a job met you, blah blah blah, you know the story. So how about we make faces to each other?
Albany: Me first!
Billy: Oh yay! I love making faces!
Are you two really both adults? *shakes head*
Albany: You certainly have some nice muscles there Billy...
Billy: Er. How do you respond to compliments?
Compliment back...
Billy: You have a nice... cheek bone structure?
I'm not sure that's a very good flirt.
Albany: THANK YOU SO MUCH! HUG ME!
Billy: See, it worked.
Well she is a strange woman.
June (Albany's Boss) : I see my employee is up to some naughty business!
June: I could fire her any time I wanted to.
But don't, please.
Billy: Albany, back me up on this. How ugly is that little boy standing right behind us? I mean he must of some disgusting parents.
Albany: *yawn* I don't want to talk about ugly people.
Boy: I... I'm so hurt.
Albany: Let's talk about -
Billy: YAWN!
June: And that's for being the ugly mug you are!
Boy: I need to take an overdose of something...
Creeper & Ginger: *flirt in mirror*
Ginger: This woman slapped by son. I respect her.
Panda Top: Shut up big nose.
Big Nose: Shut up pretty face.
There's certainly a lot going on in this gym...
Billy: Okay so now we finally got away from all those people up there how about we carry on flirting.
Creeper: Oops! Just bummed your butt then didn't I...
Billy: Wow... how'd you get so good?
Albany: I used to have a job in a retirement home massaging old people.
Billy: Why you looking so innocent?
Albany: Er because I want to do something...
Creeper: Yes, I'm still here.
Albany: *smooch*
Albany: Wait... if were going to my place then how come your driving?
Billy: Because you see, I know where everybody lives.
Albany: Yeah well this is it.
Billy: Oh. It's pretty?
Billy: Ah, I could easily go for a nice nap now.
Albany: Is he on my bed?
Billy: *snore*
Albany: Privacy please?
I'm sorry you cannot ask for privacy if you live on a lot like that.
Albany: What am I going to do about him? Such a rude man.
Albany: I'll deal with it when I've eaten my cereal. Couldn't you of at least brought me a chair?
No not really. Seeing you eat on a toilet is a good laugh.
Go on then wake him up.
Albany: I don't like to disturb people in their sleep.
And a few minutes later he's doing this.
Billy: *slurp slurp*
Albany: Oh god.
Billy: Cereal bowls are the tastiest.
Albany: How about, I forgot about you just licking the saliva off my bowl, and we go make a baby?
Billy: Sounds good to me! You got any protection?
Albany: I don't think we'll need that since we're making a baby.
Wow that was fast...
Wait! You two aren't even in a relationship yet!
Albany: Oh so what, who are you my father?
I'm the closest you'll ever have to a father.
Albany: Whatever dad I'm having sex now.
Don't call me dad!
Albany: I've never done that before but I think I was pretty awesome.
Billy: We should do this again.
Albany: Sure thing. But I sleep now.
Albany: But first lets discuss babies!
Billy: I'm tired lets sleep.
Billy: I JUST HAD SEX. I JUST HAD SEX.
Billy: I'M THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.
Seriously?
Billy: LALALALALA.
Billy: Oops I can no longer go any further.
Billy: I'LL JUST GO BACK! LALALALA!
Billy: ...*snores* IM THE BEST....*snores*
Albany: *yawns* Time for another day on my grass land.
Albany: Strut yo' stuff Alby.
Oh, I never showed you guys her heart tattoo
Albany: You chekin' out my butt?
No, I'm looking at your tattoo... -__-
Albany: DON'T FREAK OUT, don't freak out it's only your first day of work. Nothing can go wrong...
And Albany left for work with Billy still in her bed..
Billy: This is a very interesting book...
.....Why are you reading?
Billy: Reading is food for the brain.
It may be.. but at a girl you just slept with house?
Billy: *farts* Poo-ey! That was a stinky one! Oh well of to work!
We learn two things from this picture. Billy is a slob and he works at the theatre.
Oh yes Albany, you are awesome.
Albany: Urgh I don't feel so well... a mailbox would be a good place to hide my vomit.
Albany: Even the thought of empty plates makes me feel sick!
Looks like someone is having a baby!
Albany: DON'T REMIND ME OF BABIES! *throws up*
Really again?
Albany: I'm dying! my insides! INSIDES!
Albany: *throws up*
>__>
Wow seems I didn't take many picture between Albany throwing up.
She did throw up a hell of a lot times.
Albany: Oh well that explains a few things.
Orange baby no.1 is on their way! =D
Never seen a pregnant sim throw up so much...
Albany: It's normal now.
YESSSSSSSSSSS =D He kept neglecting poor Albany's calls... =(
Billy: I've been missing you. Sorry I couldn't come, I had work stuff I had to do.
Albany: Oh that's okay: *fondles ass* There's something I need to tell you.
Billy: What did you want to tell me again?
Albany: Er, I'll tell you after. ;)
Albany: Aw look at him. At it again...
Billy: I JUST HAD SEX! LALALA!
Albany: Anyway I wanted to tell you that were having a baby.
Albany: I thought if I slept with you first it would break the ice.
Billy: Well the ice is broken baby! I'm going to be a daddy! =D
Billy: YOU IZ A SLUT! Were not even dating. YOU SLUT!
Albany: WAIT? WHAT THE HELL?!
Albany: I like you less now.
Albany: Get off my land.
Billy: Sure thang slut.
Billy: I JUST HAD SEX. I JUST HAD SEX.
Wow Billy, really?
Albany: And I thought he was the one....
Billy: LALALALALALA!
NICE OUTFIT LOL.
Albany: Hey don't skit it was the only thing that fitted!
Oh sure, a belt round the chest is perfect for a pregnant woman!
That's better!
Albany: How exactly?
This a RAINBOWacy. Get used to it.
So that night Albany slept alone... poor girl..
But I wasn't going to give up on Billy that easily! No way, I sent Albany straight over the next morning so she could win him back.
And turns out, he's rich! (SCORE!)
Billy: Hey Albany, sorry about yesterday. Sometimes I can't control my words.
Albany: It's okay. Let's go and talk somewhere with less people staring at my dress.
Albany: So we've been together for a while now.
Billy: What were not together...
Albany: I know, but come on we might as well be! Were having a baby together.
Billy: Yeah your right.. so I have a girlfriend now? AWESOME!
Albany: Don't do the walk.
Billy: Okay...
Albany: Anyway, now were together lets get married.
Albany: Marry me Bobby.
Billy: It's Billy.
Albany: Whatever just marry me.
Billy: OKAY! =D
Those shiny invisible rings are a hit.
And they got married right there because thats how we do it.
Albany: Lets move into your house.
Billy: Sure thing honey.
Hehe... no way.
Wait Billy your not Rainbowacy enough...
That's better! XD
Albany: Lookin' good Bill.
Albany: Aw damn! Why did we have to live at my place? One of the reasons I married him was for his house..
Billy: Oh the joys of marriage.
Anyway! Billy bought in about £20,000 so we definatley needed a house renovation. I know it's super bright, I'm going to make it over again when I get back on my game and make it look better.
Teehee.. look at all the rainbows...
Albany: Even if I live in a crap shack least I have my beautiful husband.
Ha! You match the wall. (=
Albany: I demand a re-decoration.
Billy: Wow your belly got big since last time I saw you.
Albany: You saw me five minutes ago.
Billy: Still, it looks 10X bigger!
Billy: Hello little baby! Are you a boy or a girl? I'm sure your a boy am I right?
Albany: It's a girl. She told me earlier.
Billy: Nope, I'm pretty sure I just heard him scratch his butt-crack. Definatley a boy!
Billy that is a masterpiece.
Billy: Why thank you! I call it: Billy's masterpiece.
>___>
What'cha doin'?
Albany: getting this place ready for my baby. Can you believe it? There was no food in the fridge!
Well you do usually have to buy food or make it.
Albany: I can't have the baby drowning in sink water can I?
No that would be terrible..
Do you really have to check EVERYTHING?
Albany: Yes. I HAVE to check everything.
You neurotic Sims remind me of Aunt Josephine from Series of Unfortunate Events...
Yeah she's crazy.
Albany: Thanks honey. I've had one hard day of neuroticness.
Albany: Looooovvvveeeeellllly. *derpface*
Billy: Oh sh*t!
Albany: Calm down Bill it's only my phone.
Albany: Oh wait. I'm giving birth!
Just realised I hadn't shown you guys Billy's stats. He's quite a character. ;)
His LTW is Rockstar.
Albany: Thank god he's gone to bed. I was about to rip his neck off.
Wow normally the women are annoyed when their husband goes back to bed when their in labour.
Ooops I missed the sparkles...
Anyway this little cutie is Biden Firework!
Biden is a type of a orange flower... but the name fails because it can be any colour... If anyone else can think of a name related to orange beginning with B I'll be happy to hear it! =P I still could change it if I wanted she's still only a baby.
Albany: Night sweetie, mummy needs sleep.
Biden: *wails*
Aw how sweet. her first two traits are Loves the Outdoors and Good.
Anyway, that's it for the first chapter guys! I really hope you enjoyed it. =)
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Thanks for reading! =D