5:28am

[albatrosswoman]

All mothers of newborns should be sainted.

There is nothing more disgusting than the smell of formula unless it is the smell of recently consumed formula being yurked on your face.  And then having a final layer of film sneezed out on top of that.

Pee sprays REALLY well.

Even in February there are just some days with a baby where it makes

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[albatrosswoman]

I had always wanted to write one but I was hoping it was going to be about my life as a superfabulous jet setter and not my experiences in baby seepage.